beta male

callmecarson

callmecarson is a beta male

by jawsh is afraid of FNAF October 24, 2019

Alpha male

The Alpha male is memeulous

Girls:OMG it's the Alpha male memeulous *faints*

by Dirty Reese April 20, 2020

Sigma Male

An elaborate, long-term, 4D chess game to make a Ligma joke on a national scale.

At a Sigma Male convention:

"What are we?"
"Sigma"
"Sigma balls"

by Gargalon March 7, 2021

Sigma male

Someone whose entire personality and self esteem revolves around calling themselves a sigma male. Generally, said individuals do not have many real friends, yet believe themselves to be popular. Often they compare themselves to wolves, as they use terminology used to describe wolfpack hierarchy. No one tell them that sigma is lower than beta in the greek alphabet, or the beta male in a pack was the second most badass wolf as this will fry their cashew-sized brains.

Chris: “I’m a sigma male you beta!”
Normal person: “bro no one cares about your wolf pack bullshit.”

by The Bean Merchant December 31, 2021

male ovaries

Exposed when a human male is struck with great force in the testicles, the male ovaries are the epicenters of pain located where a female's ovaries would be. The discovery of these mysterious parts may be accompanied by dry heaving since you just got your nuts slammed by a fist, ball or other hard object.

I got a punch to the junk so hard it hurt my male ovaries

by DMoriarty12 September 28, 2006

male sexiness

the condition of being sexy (used of men or boys): "sexy" used of guys variously means....

1. talented, gifted, smart, educated, confident
2. in military uniform so as to appear brave and protective of the 'gentler sex'
3. clever, swift, dashing, cunning
4. good-looking, attractive to females or gay guys
5. sexually desirable; beddable in the eye of gay men or boys
6. atheletic, well-built, of good physique, of being a "jock" or "stud"

David Parson was a sexy guy since he had a well-built, slender physique. He was the epitome of male sexiness.

by Jon64Bailey October 12, 2010

Male manipulator

A white guy that listens to The Smiths.

Guy -"I listen to The Smiths."
Girl -"We can't be friends anymore."
Guy -"Why?"
Girl -"Your'e a male manipulator

by Larich March 11, 2022