George: Why does Dave stand by the mirror for over an hour combing his hair?
Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.
Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.
Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.
Jay: Fact.
Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.
Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.
Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.
Jay: Fact.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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"What!? Hell no are you gay?"
"No I'm metrosexual"
"Oh then why didn't you say no homo?"
"No homo..."
"There that's all you had to say. Now let's start with the foundation"
"What!? Hell no are you gay?"
"No I'm metrosexual"
"Oh then why didn't you say no homo?"
"No homo..."
"There that's all you had to say. Now let's start with the foundation"
by microHARD12 December 10, 2019
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Is a straight guy who has a gay mans sense of fashion, personality traits, and sometimes even common interests.
Wow! I'd swear your dad is gay by the way he dresses but he pulls the ladies in like no tomorrow! He's so uber metrosexual!
by Panigirl83 April 12, 2020
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H: Oh well actually i am MarkSexual :0👌
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H: Oh well actually i am MarkSexual :0👌
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