deus flex machina

A term to be used whenever flex tape can be used to fix something unusual in a particular situation.

Your boat broke in half?
You fixed it only using flex tape?
"deus flex machina"

by Rogue_Baron February 26, 2019

Sony dream-machine 1989 clock radio

This clock is a cube shape and beeps.

Sony dream-machine 1989 clock radio: beep beep

by TR4N5G3ND3R March 20, 2019

Welcome To The Machine

Definition 1: A great Pink Floyd song

Definition 2: A phrase used to convey how society/social media works similar to a mindless machine

Person 1: The social media is full of a bunch of people who will immediately follow any drama/trend like mindless sheep.
Person 2: Welcome to the machine

by some guy with a computer June 28, 2020

My FUCKING Washing Machine

OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LOUD I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT SHAKES MY ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE SOMETIMES LIKE WTF BRO JUST S T O P.

My FUCKING Washing Machine is so damn loud like why

by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021

Sucked into the ITG Machine

The act of being sucked into a In The Groove 2 dedicated cabinate by a malevolent force. This could involve objects, people, ideas, buildings, etc..

"Oh shit! Alex just got sucked into the ITG machine."
"Dammnit, I finished my synthetic division homework but it got sucked into the ITG machine."
"I asked her out, she said no and got sucked into the ITG machine"

by i dun maek dis up July 16, 2008

machikni

Nepali word for motherfucker.

I will kill you machikni.

by Anil Singh July 27, 2005

machine gun titties

When a girl with large breasts, preferably with erect nipples, grabs each breast and shakes and points them in the direction of her target, while making machine gun noises, to simulate automatic weapons.

My guy was not into sex last night. Until I busted out the machine gun titties and he was more then agreeable.

by plow girl May 24, 2014