first loser

The first in a group of bros to finally lose their virginity, title comes with extreme bragging rights

Bro 1: Bro, I coulda been the first loser last night but I blacked out so fast

Bro 2: Bro...

by eforce222 May 20, 2019

sore loser

someone who can't take a loss in stride.

Payton is a sore loser when it comes to 8ball.

by Thebootygangcaptain February 20, 2019

dickhead loser

donald trump is one of the 1,000,000 people who are one.

you are such a dickhead loser

by dickhead loser April 16, 2020

Loser on a cruiser

when donut operator creates a challenge who can create the best context for when a peaceful protester jumps on a police cruiser

Peaceful protester: yo watch me jump on this police cruiser

Peaceful protester 2: alright bro

(misses the fucking thing entirely)

Donut Operator fans: oh hes a loser on a cruiser

by Helix5537 July 16, 2023

Group Loser

Someone who is a fun individually, but when you're hanging out in a group with them they are a really really boring buzz kill. They don't participate in anything fun and they act like a lame-ass fool.

Did you see how Zach was acting last night!?
Yeah he was being such a group loser!

by mhmyeahright July 29, 2011

Kah-loser

Losing really bad in Kahoot! that you come in last place. A Kah-loser is basically the worst Kahoot! player in the game.

Jaque: "Yo man did you see Solomon? He's a total Kah-loser!"
Joel: :"Yeah, he was a total Kah-loser."

by TotallyNotGettingDemonetized November 12, 2018

Loser eyes

A person watching too many sports events, ie baseball, basketball, football, hockey volleyball etc... That person watching his or her favorite team is always losing, hence the meaning of loser eyes.

Tim is always watching the Dallas Cowboys with his loser eyes and still swears they are going to the superbowl like they last did in 1996.

by VBH15 October 7, 2018