Loser And A Half 

Someone who is such a loser, that the term "loser" is no longer sufficient

James does blues and coke all day and somehow gets all the chicks. He is a loser and a half

Loser And A Half by Brown Bear :) June 26, 2008

loser fucked 

1. adj; to enter a state of extreme intoxication in which speech, reasoning, logic, fine and coarse motor skills degrade or cease all together

2. adj; complete and utter disregard for acceptable social norms, particularly in a party environment

3. adj; to be accepting of any person in either of the above conditions

Dude, I did so much cocamine last night, I was straight loser fucked.

loser fucked by picklezfromcanada December 6, 2010

Loser Drunk

When you get so bombed drunk that regardless of what you did the night prior, you wake up knowing you were the mayor of loserville

Peter got so loser drunk last night he hasn't answered his phone in days because of how bad it was

Loser Drunk by Sternpe1 July 2, 2016

loser dweeb 

A loser dweeb is the combination of two devastating insults combined into one powerhouse of an insult. To break it down for you:
loser- someone who just isn't cool and seems to fail at everything
dweeb- someone who is inept at most things, especially around other people

Typically calling someone a loser dweeb should be reserved for only the most catastrophic of blows, they are also generally Welsh.

'Ayo Kai take your dick out that sheep and come play roblox you loser dweeb'

loser dweeb by SpreadEmGood November 29, 2018

Loser Denial 

(noun) The denial expressed by an individual about their lack of popularity, despite all physical evidence to the contrary.

"Are you in Loser Denial?"
"I had a bad case of Loser Denial myself"

Loser Denial by Campex September 13, 2007

loser flyby 

When a slower vehicle overtakes a faster vehicle after a speed contest. After the speed contest has finished, the slower vehicle proceeds to pass the faster vehicle to inflate the ego /recieve an erection/brag to friends, or any combination of the above. This loser flyby can be performed by any make/model of vehicle, as long as the said car is significantly slower than the opponent. See also ricer flyby, meathead flyby.

Billy-boy: Did you see that joe-bob, I just smoked that riceboy civic there?
Joe-bob: No you did'nt, you just performed a loser flyby.

or
Riceboy: Bro I just dusted that Mustang...
Riceboy's friend: Dude...that was a total loser flyby.

loser flyby by 572 November 9, 2007

loser dust 

That layer of stinky filth that clings to people who have been smoking. This labels them as losers to anyone with a sense of smell. Loser dust also accumulates on the furniture in smoky bars and in the homes of losers.

WOW! That loser upwind of us is not smoking right now, but he is clearly covered with enough loser dust to stink up the whole block! You can even see the shitstain on his mustache from here!

loser dust by chuckybubbles November 21, 2011