meat loving vegan

Someone who wants to confuse the absolute bollox out of you when it comes to a dietary conversation.

Can't be clear on if they are a meat eater or they are a vegan.

Waiter "Do you have any dietary requirements?"
Person - "Oh, I'm a meat loving vegan".
Waiter - "So, that's a no then?

by Irechan April 25, 2017

Geode loving feldspar jockey

A male or female that works in the scientific field of Geology that makes a little too much noise to Sheldon Cooper’s liking.

You geode loving feldspar jockeys could rattle your heads around if you wanted to feel rocks!

by WyattW May 19, 2018

National looking at ass week

A week where anyone can stare at anyone’s ass no questions asked but if you get caught looking at someone’s ass just tell them it’s national looking at ass week
From March 20 to March 27

Me: stares at ass

Girl: wtf are you doing

Me: it’s national looking at ass week
Girl: I’m not asking any questions

by Gang weed affiliated May 20, 2019

Stop looking at me

Really. Stop looking at me

1 Stop looking at me
2 Why
1 JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by pogdoginthefog October 20, 2022

Fruit of the Looming

The act of leaving your underwear on around your ankles while taking a poop before you are about to jump in the shower. Most people would rather leave their underwear on while on the bowl as to keep some sort of order in their poop routine. Doing it naked is just anarchy.

Yo son...you take a dump naked? That's crazy bro. I got to be Fruit of the Looming before my pre shower dump.

by moffboy October 2, 2013

rush n' looking

The act of looking for something in a hurry.

He was rush n' looking for his keys!

by Word Madman March 27, 2019

U spaghetti munching looking twat

Never say to someone special who is eating spaghetti

Person 1:U spaghetti munching looking twat
Special kid: dies from stroke because of how powerful it os

by Big bob who’s mum is dead January 19, 2020