LaserJet Printer

A heroin dealer, see balloon

Shit G, i needs sum monay for da LaserJet Printer. I gosta get my fix!

by Anonymous October 12, 2002

load lapper

A woman that becomes obsessed with swallowing any form of semen. Upon the sight or knoledge of semen within 5-10 meters, the " load lapper" becomes enraged with ingesting all matter in the quickest time possible.

this load lapper drained my penis of cum like a empty tube of tooth paste.

by sol harvey rosenberg July 29, 2009

lasership

when want to ship a package and believe that the package will be sent at laser speed.

"I tried to lasership you a package but, you told me you never received it... turns out it was laser shit..."

by tra0wling December 25, 2017

laser

a loser/lame person who sucks at life & eats as much food as possible and is just waiting to explode & is fugly.

nolan sorrel is a laser.
ellie is not a laser.

by maryy elliot December 5, 2007

Lasers

Anything that is trash, garbage, basura, doo-doo, wack, dreadful, awful, terrible, repugnant...see where I'm going with this?

Just bend over, your head is Lasers

by Lupe Fiascoe March 17, 2011

lapperty

A lip-full of Skoal.

"Bro, toss me that tin so I can throw in a lapperty."

by Narby Whistleteeth June 5, 2007

Lapse Potential

The amount of time a game (mainly a video game) can be played before you get bored and stop playing it.

Bill-Oh man dude I played CoD6 from 11 pm to 7 am the day after it came out.. what a fun game it was!

Jeff-Yeah, too bad the lapse potential now is about 10 minutes because you're basically doing the same boring shit over and over again for no reason while playing with a bunch of 10 year olds talking in high voices..

by Aristotles59 January 24, 2010