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lame arse dick

A lame arse dick is similar to a lame arse but instead of being utterly lame; they're also a dick
Dave: Hey mark and Joe, do you fancy going to the darts?

Mark: yeah I'm well up for that

Joe: I've been a couple of times before and I reckon I'll go

Dave: Cool, I've just bought tickets, you both owe me

Mark: Actually, I can't go now. Sorry for being a lame arse but just realised I'm going out the night before

Joe: Sorry my girlfriend won't let me go and I never actually said I wanted to go.

Dave: You two are lame arse dicks!
by Letsplaydarts July 30, 2018
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lambeau-ner

The excitement and lower extremity rush of blood to the head of Green Bay Packer fan experiences when he sees Lambeau Field.
My bud Shane was so excited for the Packer game he literally had a Lambeau-ner when we pulled into the stadium parking lot!
by 8 Mile August 23, 2019
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Lampis

Lampis is the best greek name. He fucks you every night and you can find his balls if you search very deeply in your ass.
Lampis' dick is ** cm
by Θεμιφόνης ο Κύων October 29, 2019
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Lamemeister

someone who is a master of being lame, a bit dumb, and generally ridiculous
Why are you being such a Lamemeister mate!
by beepothegreatpuppet April 19, 2020
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Lizard Lamping

Also known as tanning Lizard Lamping is the act of putting yourself under fake sunlight and obtaining an orange like glow. Lizard Lamping can be quite expensive and addictive.
Jeremy: "You looks awfully orange today"
Alyssa: "Yea, I have been lizard lamping"

Jeremy: "Are you going out tonight?"
Caitlin: "No, I cant. I spent all my money on the lizard lamp"
by Tan and Happy April 26, 2011
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blerta lama

She’s the sexiest girl in the world . If you find Blerta lama remember that shes rare and never let go of her because blerta lama is sexy , feisty and can make you go horny . Blerta lama gives your smiles and if you when her as a BESTFRIEND never let go aswell . She treats her friends like gold and a lot of boys like her but doesn’t want to tell her because Blerta lama is a closed book if she doesn’t know you well however she’s as pure as fuck if she knows you well . If you break up with Blerta lama remember you will regret it in your life
Girl 1 - OMG! Is that Blerta lama ?!
Boy 1 : IM SO HORNY
by Itsthetruthrightnow May 20, 2018
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Law Of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.
Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.
by Lamonting July 28, 2022
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