Kyle

The poor kid at school who always gets asked if he drinks a shot on of monster when he's just a normal person trying to get by in life.

Jacob: Hey your names Kyle right? Have you ever had a monster?

Kyle: No I dont even like monster.

by KillMeForChristSake September 30, 2019

Kyle

A motherfucker that likes Mountain Dew and punching walls

Kyle punched his wall while drinking Mountain Dew he is a crazy mother fucker

by Kyle the awesome mother fucker June 17, 2019

kyle

the best person ever and will always be there for you no matter what he is the best of friends and i love him so much

girl- OMG, kyle my boyfriend just broke up with me

Kyle- aww its okay i still love you
Girl cries on his shoulder and he don't even care

by OK BOOMERRRRRRRRRRRRRR March 26, 2020

Kyle

A stupid fucking jew

oh my god it's that stupid fucking jew kyle

by rabiesmf April 5, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is one of the best people you can ever meet in your life. If you come across one, keep him close. He's a person who should be cherished greatly and you should always let a Kyle know how much he really means to you. He will always be there for you to cheer you up. Never take him for granted. You will never meet someone as funny and caring as Kyle. Consider yourself lucky if you know a Kyle. If you are a Kyle, you should know that you are the best person out there. Every Kyle is unique and not all drink monster. Some Kyle's are sensitive and like to have nice calls with you and cycle crazy distances. He may also have a thing for legs but if you see his you will see why he loves legs. Kyle, you are so, so loved. Happy birthday my friend :)

"Did you see that guy over there? He gives off the most immaculate vibe ever."
"Yeah that's Kyle. He's the best cyclist I've ever seen. I'm proud to call him my best friend."

by NightElvesAreBetterThanWorgens November 9, 2020

Kyle

Kyle loves punching dry wall and fucking shit up. He’s not angry or nothin. Lifes just more fun when you are drinking monster and playing the five finger knife game during dinner.

Yo Kyle are we going to that party later?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

I shit an upper decker in your toilet.

Damn, you just Kyle’d a Kyle

by Senior69 December 19, 2019

Kyle

A guy no matter how much you try to get rid of, just keeps coming back. He won’t shut the fuck up until he wins . He is the life of the party and may be a little crazy, but he’s kinda a fag on the inside . He’s definitely a hillbilly.

“Who’s that Fag over there ?”
“Oh don’t mind him, that’s just hillbilly Kyle”

by Itsmodelotimeholms January 1, 2020