Ring Knocker

Pronunciation: \ˈriŋ ˈnä-kər\
Function: noun
Date: 21st Century

: young male that fancies, pleasures, and/or promotes the sexual gratification of married, older women commonly referred to as "cougars" : the doer of dirty deeds to dilettante dames : a weekday afternoon tennis pro : a successful divorce attorney : a pool boy entrepreneur : intelligent, efficient, and industrious young student burdened by debt : a "plan B" kind of a guy : a "plan Z" kind of guy : participant in awesomeness

That Ring Knocker my professor is dating, was a creative and hardworking student of hers.

by blingblongbling March 16, 2010

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fart knocker

1.)someone who doesnt leave you alone and annoys you.
2.)something you say when you hurt yourself, or forgot something.

1.)"GOD! You fart knocker! Leave me alone!"
2.)"Ah fart knocker!"

by cody's girl July 20, 2008

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Jew Knocker

A man who knocks out jews and then rapes them

"Wow, Jew knocker is fun as hell when you take them in the alley"

by SteriodsMAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!! October 4, 2009

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cock knocker

any person who, if approached by a male unit, knocks the cock, in a way of personal pleasure.

introspectively: knocks the cock is to suck a penis using multiple pleasuring tools such as the saliva, and tongue. fingers optional

by tommy knockers June 11, 2002

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Door Knocker

An act of violence performed on a person (usually a woman) who is wearing large hoop earrings. The assailant grabs the earring, and swings their fist, holding the earring into the recipient's jaw, possibly ripping the earring from the ear in the process.

Did you see Jeff give that chick a door knocker last night? That was insane!

by dtobicoke August 22, 2011

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