a serious box of kleenex tissues

its when someone has got SERIOUS ISSUES n r just completely weird as fuck, with no care or even realise what they say or do is funny but strange

oh my god how funny was emma lastnight, shes off her her head, shes mad! she comes out with some fucked up shit dunt she!
yea she aint all there in the head, she was well makin me laugh she was just doin weird shit, yea shes always like that though isnt she! yea shes got a serious box of kleenex tissues mate!

by SAMANTHA AND NICOLA November 15, 2006

to do calvin kleins

set up and snore lines of coke and ketamine

...whereas nobody knows which line is which, thus a kind of (non-lethal yet wicked russian roulette) - as seen and heard at london party last weekend

by swazi_london August 28, 2005

kleenex

Adjective.To be clean.

Damn! His hypebeast shirt is kleenex!

by Bocaj McCracken August 12, 2008

dirty kleenix

when a woman is so tight that when a guy puts it in her and fucks her real hard he tries takin it out and in the process it pulls her pussy inside out

1."last night i was fucking this 3 year old and i accindently gave her a dirty kleenix"

by Jimmy Mahoney December 4, 2007

Dickless Kleinfeltcher

Nick Klein

Person 1: Shut up, Dickless Kleinfeltcher
Nick: Screw you. I'm going to go cry to my hot mom.

by Alex Drew December 15, 2003

Keling

When one climbs through the back of a carcass of a recently deceased beached whale and climb up to the blow hole then jumping out with fireworks attached to your arms

Boy 1: Mate I've got to go to court, I'm getting sued by WWF for keling

Boy 2: Brilliant!

by ZAINZAC November 7, 2012

valentine shame kleenex

2ply girlfriend-in-a-box usually found on the floor in a ball on February 15th.

I can tell he didnt have a date, he must have watched love actually by himself last night, look at all the valentine shame kleenexs all over his room.

my gf never puts out on valentines day, but its okay i left a valentines shame kleenex in her purse.

by Mediocre Mr Fox February 15, 2010