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Kirk

Someone who wears Jordan’s and is quiet at school. He has some cool friends that live in his neighborhood and he talks to them. Kirk is quiet but once you start talking to him he will talk to you. He is chill and neutral. He is a relaxed easygoing person so he is a great friend. He is likely to go ballin at the old basketball court or is a wide receiver for his Junior or high school football team. He loves his family. Kirk has worked hard for a good life.
Kirk! What’s up bro! “ A yo, I’m fine and relaxed” .
by Neutral guy 120 December 13, 2021
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Kirk-Screw

Getting sterilized sex tools to screw a person.
I feel like Kirk-Screwing Daniel.
by Jordzn December 14, 2015
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Kirk

The word "Kirk" is now used as a slang term for getting a blowjob. It's a funny way to talk about oral sex, focusing on the neck or head. "Kirk" sounds like "irk," which means it's about feeling good or satisfied. This slang comes from the name of Charlie Kirk, who was shot in the neck.
"So I just got some Kirk from this girl."
by Katano October 10, 2025
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Giving Kirk

"she gave me some crazy kirk last night"
"She loves giving kirk"
by Ilovefentanyl September 15, 2025
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captain kirking

to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis
Sender of message: I... would LIKE to get to know you... if you're interested... please MESSAGE me...if you want...thanks...
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.
by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015
mugGet the captain kirkingmug.

Kirk

The machine is broken because he kirked it!
by Rbsoldior January 30, 2018
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