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Kansas

A Place that is boring
Mom this place is like Kansas.
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Kansas City Hand-off

A Kansas City Hand-off is the sexual act where a man bends over while putting his open hand back between his legs (becoming the "Center"). A second man (the "Quarterback") squats behind him and pleasures himself until he ejaculates into the open hand.

Variations of this act exists where a third man straddles the back of the "Center" while the "Quarterback" pleasures them both into the "Center's" hand. The "Center" may also turn around and slap the "Quarterback" in face with the handful of cum, thus concluding the hand-off.
The gay orgy was great! I watched Fred give Frank a Kansas City Hand-off, he slapped him real good!
by BustyBoy October 9, 2025
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Kansas

If the textbook definition of “flat” could point fingers, it would fist fuck Kansas.
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Kansas Kickback

When blowing coke, molly, or ice into your partner's ass with a straw, and the small differences in air pressures between the atmosphere and the colon suddenly equalize, resulting in a puff of drug mixed with stench back into your mouth.
I thought I'd surprise my girl with a breath-boof the other day, but the surprise was on me when I got the ol' Kansas Kickback.
by Oh Petey June 26, 2025
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sucked to Kansas

When you wake up after a night of heave drinking and other unpleasantries, in the root cellar wearing ruby red slippers
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Kansas city shuffle

Its a type of misdirection, where person A makes it look like person A thinks the other(s) don't know what person A is doing. Then the other(s) try to hide the fact they know and set up a scheme for person A which he falls for(the katalyst). Then at moment supreme set up by person A takes advantage of the other(s) because person A knows they think person a thinks: you don't know.

It takes great patience and endurance to pull this of for for person A has to schemed willingly and has to pretend for a very long time he doesn't know the other(s) schemed him.

Many people don't know this but a kansas city shuffle is often used in the stock market with all of the other traders as victims.
Damn, Volkswagen autogroup pulled a real kansas city shuffle in 2017.
by Kansascityshuffle August 21, 2017
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Kansas Kickback

When blowing coke, molly, or ice into your partner's ass with a straw, and the small differences in air pressures between the atmosphere and the colon suddenly equalize, resulting in a puff of drug mixed with sewer stench back into your mouth. The dreaded kickback, as it were. Also known as a Topeka Truffle.
For my girl's birthday, I thought I would surprise her with an air-boof of molly, but instead the surprise was on me, as I became the recipient of the dreaded Kansas Kickback.
by Oh Petey June 26, 2025
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