Jooky Junk 

Useless merchandise that could be "bought" with points from cans of Jooky.

I got my new Jooky hernia belt. Thanks, Jooky!

Jooky Junk by Suisare July 30, 2004

jenky

Extremely low in quality or base in thought, specifically used in the ghetto to replace "ghetto" as an adjective

"Ronald's car is jenky." NOT: "Ronald's car is ghetto."

jenky by Vitamin G October 2, 2003

junkie 

Generally, junkie (in terms of drug abuse) applies to someone addicted to a narcotic-- such as heroin, morphine, opium, codeine, and methadone.

Rush Limbaugh is a junkie.

junkie by Brainless Wanderer September 21, 2005

Junkyard Special 

A multicolored car like a blue and purple door, a green hood and a black bumper/A car that is made from parts of other cars found at the junkyard

"What a dumb looking car"
"Which one?"
"The car over there that has two different colored doors"
"Oh, it's called a Junkyard Special, made from parts from other cars"

Junkyard Special by chicagoman619 November 1, 2014

Junk Buffing 

A junk buffing is a very good and satisfying hand-job.

"If he came on my show i'd give him such a good junk buffing he wouldn't need an Argentine mistress"

Junk Buffing by Dazeses July 17, 2009

junk bomber 

someone like Abdulmutallab who straps or hides explosives in his underwear right around his junk

A passenger on the flight jumped the junk bomber before he could blow up the plane.

junk bomber by rodeoclown December 30, 2009

Junk-slopping 

The inadvertent, surreptitious, and often accidental placement of one's genitalia on another's person, usually the face or head.

"When you have a small dog that sometimes cuddles with you in bed, if you close your eyes for too long, you have to get used to the occasional dink across the forehead. You get used to such junk-slopping."

Junk-slopping by Artychick1970 December 31, 2011