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Joost Winkens

Wow a wild Joost Winkens! How did he survive the ice age?!
by Thissa420 November 22, 2019
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Joostapfel

A Joostapfel is a holy object which was invented by god himself. The word Joostapfel comes from the German word Apfel which means apple and Joost. Joost is a synonym for supremacy, glory, power and autism.
lets pray to the holy Joostapfel to be blessed with fortune and a bright future
by Joostlover 6669 November 2, 2019
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Jooshbag

An insult for someone named josh or joshua
That Josh is a real jooshbag.
by LunarSans the Sloth February 10, 2020
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Joost

Joost is the fastest and most good smelling person you'll every meet. Number 1 Theo stan, has everywhere in his room Theo merchandise. Every game he plays, he'll let you feel like a total noob because he dominates every game and is a legit pro gamer and speedruner. A total man of honor in general. Never talks, is very mysterious. But a really smart and funny friend. You got a problem? Joost will find a solution for you. Always there for you.
Person: omg I'm so angry, this guy destroyed me in every game!
Another person: oh, that's probably a joost, but he's also a real man of honor
by KikiKiraundso May 31, 2020
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jockspenae

A French way of saying JC Penny to make it sound better than it actually is.
I got this shirt from Jockspenae!
by Redickulus June 17, 2020
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Jooske

Jooske is the kindest, sweetest and most amazing person ever. She may not be the first person you notice in a room, but when you do you’ll never want her to leave your side. She doesn’t have an evil bone in her body, but that doesn’t mean she just likes anyone, that’s because she has very strong morals. She won’t accept anything that is unfair or unjust.

She’s a glowing light in the dark. She can be social and a party animal, but also likes to have alone time and just read books etc (she’s a real bookworm, and very very smart)

If you got yourself a Jooske, you must do anything to protect this precious creature. Protection is necessary since some people will use her for their own good. But it’s worth it, because she will keep you alive in return (by supporting you and always being there for you)

She doesn’t fall into relationships, but rather likes to take it slow so that she knows for sure what she feels. (This is also because she hates conflict (bc she doesn’t want to hurt anyone) and wants to avoid this as much as possible.) But if you hurt my Jooske I will personally come hunting you down.
Person 1: Omg, look at her!!!!
Person 2: Yeah I know, she looks sooooo much better then 3 years ago!
Person 3: I heard it’s all thanks to Jooske, she saved her...

*all 3 start crying of jealousy and admiration*
by Rmkdte July 3, 2020
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Jooky

Verb. to maneuver or otherwise kajigger something expertly.
They've got mad jooky skills on that puzzle toy.
I almost tripped, but I jookied my way out of it.
by Mrs. Crandall August 13, 2020
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