johntry

a human of such gay characteristics he bleeds from the ears. usually a myspace whore, with no actual friends. is a doucherocket, with no pubes and titties. a person that gets called a johntry usually has buys fake tims and shits in his pants a lot

Dude, I know this kid and he's a fucking johntry, he needs to go fuck a doorknob!

by Peter Poppintitties September 26, 2006

johnny depp

the sexiest man alive

whoa, johnny depp was so fucking hot in pirates of the caribbean

by nee November 25, 2003

Johnny Depp

An absolutely amazing actor. He goes above and beyond expectations and makes him possibly the most incredible actor out there. Not to mention he's sexy as hell. But he also knows what's right and what's wrong, and in his characters, he brings out the quirks and crazy traits and makes us feel like we should respect our own, and not make fun of others'. Go Johnny!!! (Plus, he's pretty modest. :) )

"I'm not 'Blockbuster Boy.' I never wanted
to be. I wasn't looking for that." -Johnny Depp

by Lilleth January 15, 2004

Johnny Fappleseed

That fellow who circumvents his biological imperative and impregnates anything that will take his seed.

Dude, do it ON the couch, not to the couch. Fuckin' Johnny Fappleseed.

by Thizzlamicus August 27, 2011

Justice For Johnny Depp

Something that is going around to give Johnny Depp the justice he deserves from being fired from Warner Bros and Disney. Dior is still on his side, though, so, yay. But not just from being fired, no. Mr. Depp also deserves justice from Amber Heard, aka, Amber Turd, sadly to say, his partner, who has abused him, but victimizes herself because she's an oozing worthless slug of shit because she actually had, in fact, took a shit in Johnny's bed. Not only that, but she also cut off one of his fingers, and Depp wrote in blood on the wall all the lies Amber Turd had said. She also put a lit cigarette on Depp's face. On one of the days in court when Johnny Depp himself testified, Amber Turd had confessed to abusing him. What's even more disgusting is that she was mirroring Johnny's outfit in court because she wanted to make it seem like he was going against himself, or because she flat out has now fashion taste. Fuck her being a model.

Save the one and ONLY Johnny Depp. Or the superior Captain Jack Sparrow.

As an abused child, why would Johnny Depp abuse another? Justice For Johnny Depp, everyone.

by Hi.i.exist. April 25, 2022

johnny cakes

Referring to someone who is a homosexual male. Derrived from the HBO series "The Sopranos", in which Vito, the gay mobster, found a love interest who would "make him his famous Johnny Cakes". Vito loves those Johnny Cakes, and would either order a "tall stack" or a "short stack".

"Look, there's Ryan Secrest. I wonder who's flippin' his Johnny Cakes?"

by vito love May 17, 2006

johnny dang

Johnny Dang aka TV Johnny is an oriental man who has appeared on various music videos. He is notably known for his blood diamonds which he puts on jewelry for rap stars and displaying them on , hence TV Johnny.

Man when I get that record deal the first thang I'm a cop is that Johnny Dang watch, fo'rizzle with 24 carat icicles.

by barack o-drama March 31, 2008