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johnblue

an individual that brings a sense of awesomeness and joy to those around; one who dj's w/a skil level that dwarfs the competition; one who is highly knowledgeable about the iphone and virtually all Apple products
You hear those sick tracks at the club last night? That was totally a johnblue moment!
by DJ Vader, DJ CodeBlue December 12, 2010
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Johnbumpkin

One who takes great joy in being pounded by midgets whilst riding a hog and screaming yee haw.
Boy that guy sure looks like a Johnbumpkin
by Snugsmugs April 22, 2016
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johnbert

Johnbert is one of the most handsome man he is kind, loyal, faithful,honest,of the sweeties man you may know and a hard working
My classmate johnbert is one of a kind
by Legend of all legend June 7, 2021
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Johnbat

A Johnbat is a hairy bipedal creature that consumes food in mass quantities and has the unique ability to repel the opposite sex from miles away. It is notable that the Johnbat can shape shift into a T-Rex like animal that is no doubt prehistoric in nature (still under zoological debate). The Johnbat can only be tracked by the noise it makes when it eats, experts claim that it closely resembles a distressed hyena with peanut butter on the roof of its mouth. The Johnbat can consume 4 times its weight.
Yeah, I was at the bar with a chick and the Johnbat walked by and farted and she vomited all over my face.
by forrager November 10, 2016
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johnberg

it can mean anything you want it to mean. Origionally created by the heady rippers of glastonbury, it can refer to a person, or an activity. or pretty much anything.
"I'm gonna go johnberg around for a while, do ya wanna come with me?"

"What does this crazy johnberg think he's doing?"
by heady ripper June 22, 2004
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johnboy

noun: the whitest person known to man.
adjective: something so white its almost transparent.
person 1.) "Did you see johnboy?"
person 2.) "No, I lost him as he passed the white wall."
by well pretty much yeah September 6, 2010
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johnblocked

The act of being cock-blocked on a biweekly basis by the same girl.
"So how did the date go?"
"I got johnblocked"
"So she turned lesbian?.."
by johnblock July 22, 2013
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