Tummy Jerk

the act of while giving a girl anal, sticking your hand down their throat and jerking yourself off.

John Tummy Jerk'd Meg before they were even dating!

by ganstaazzzz15 February 22, 2011

Ibis Jerk

This is a masturbation technique, when u have an erection simply bend your dick forward with one hand creating the shape of the beak of an Ibis bird, whilst keeping your member in this position use your other hand to begin masturbating at your own pace.

The other night I was watching some porn on the internet and decided to do the Ibis jerk, it felt great.

by badman2232 February 26, 2011

Penguin Circle Jerk

A true Pittsburgh fiesta! This party is celebrated annually, and the date depends on how deep the Penguins go in the NHL playoffs. The festivities culminate with #1 Penguin super-fan and NBCSN top douchebag NHL "analyst" Regis "Pierre" McGuire (commonly known as PierreMcGuire @PierreMcGuireNBC)on his knees acting as the king of all cum-dumpsters, taking load after load from Penguin fans and players. NHL golden boy Sidney Crosby is last to spooge, and then piss on Regis, because that's how Regis likes it.

The crooked NHL will help fans celebrate Penguin Circle Jerk in early June this year!

by sciflyer.25 May 30, 2017

Jerrod's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability Ron Paul being mentioned approaches one.

Hey look, Jerrod's Law was proven by the third post in that thread about the politics of cheese sandwiches; he said that Ron Paul finds cheese sandwiches to be unconstitutional.

by DJ Jazzy Jizzle November 15, 2007

Jeremellow

A person who's mellow, relaxed, laid back. Most probably due to a lack of sleep and long term addiction to black V and Moccona. Most likely a management student who walks around in an ethereal daze.

A: "WOW! Look at that management student!! He doesn't look like he knows what's going on around him..."

B: "Yea...he's Jeremellow..."

by qwertyuiop12345789 May 1, 2009

jerknesia

The after-effects of a long wanking session that results in the forementioned wanker falling into a wank-induced coma...leading to total loss of memory of the wanking.

Her: So you just jerked it all night?

Him: I don't know, I must have jerknesia.

by Project TB September 22, 2009

Jersey City Stinkfist

The act of masturbating on the toilet while taking a shit.

I can hear Thom giving himself a Jersey City Stinkfist in the porta potty

by YahBoi's ballsonya April 22, 2011