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Jen

Usually really kind when you first meet her. She is friendly to everybody she meets, but don’t let that fool you. The more you get to know her, the more likely you are to want to hurt her. A Jen can be pretty impatient and will not wait for you if you piss her off. She will most likely just say adios and move on with her day. Beware her, because her looks will captivate you no matter how much you resist. Once in a blue moon she can be nice, but is most of the time incredibly emotional, and if not that, angry. A Jen will most likely try to be nicer to you if you have a lot to offer, otherwise, you’re done for.
Friend 1:Look how much she’s smiling over that that worker, she seems so friendly! Is she a Claire?

Friend 2: no! That’s Obviously a Jen, can’t you tell how fake her laughter is? I bet it’s full of deceitful thoughts, and disgust just behind a mask!

Friend 1: gosh, I’ll have to be careful around Jens then!
by helolooo May 12, 2020
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Jen Sam

Most handsome person
Car lover
Toyota Lover
by Kionj June 28, 2023
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Jens

The sexiest guy with the biggest penis you will ever know, he might have a bad haircut from time to time
YO! your dick is massive! is your name Jens?
Damn you're hot! are you Jens?
by Zacklas March 4, 2022
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Jens

An alfa male who likes to jump of high walls. He does that to show dominance. Everyday, he shits himself at least 3 times. That is because he wants to show he is the alfa
Oh no, you just pulled a Jens. Clean it up!
by Sexyneutje November 22, 2021
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Jens

A person who is usually black haired and wears glasses. Fat ass havin guy. Belly dancing queen aswell. Can drown u in his armpit sweat. Fat cock haver
Person1: Jo i hate Jens and his armpit sweat.
Person2: Oh u better stop oh u better not
(slaps person1 to the abyss)
by KlondikeMonday November 22, 2021
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Jen

A person I love with all my heart. A person who I will marry one day if allowed. Otherwise she is mine and nobody can have her.
by HumbledAndGrateful October 3, 2021
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Jens

An indestructable chain, made by the dwarfs from such things as the scream of a fish and the step of the fox to bind the Fenris wolf and prevent Ragnarök. Didn't work out.

Also the first name of especially handsome and intelligent people.
by jimslade November 25, 2021
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