Jacking Off

When a guy makes a fist and slides it back and forth across his penis for pleasure

Cami : Thanks for working out with me today!
Olivia : No problem I just love working out at Planet Fitness!
Ben : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Boob's & Legs
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Long Hair & Gym Shorts
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Sock's & Scrunchie's
Cami : Uh why are those guy's over there Jacking Off?
Olivia : Because silly we are hot!
Cami : Then why is that one guy Jacking Off to our socks and hair scrunchie's?
Olivia : Hell I don't know he's probably retarded?
Steve : Hey pretty girls care if I sniff your socks? Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Olivia : Uh maybe we should go across the street and work out at the new Gold's Gym?
Cami : Uh yeah im with you!
Chad : God Damn't Steve will you quit Jacking Off your scaring off all the pretty girls!
Steve : Ok im sorry Chad me bad! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : I SAID STOP IT NOW!
Steve : SPLAT! OOPS!
Chad : YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU SPRAYED CUM ALL OVER ME!
Ben : LOL!
Chad : FUCK YOU BEN!
Steve : I can't help myself I just love Jacking Off! (wink)

by SlopNChop April 18, 2019

Huge Jackman

THE GREATEST JOKE IN THE UNIVERSE from Vinesauce

"I've got a really HUGE Jackman in my pants", - He said and scratched his testicles violently

by DimkaMilka November 9, 2015

Jackin' the bean stock

When you are too lazy/tired to take off your girlfriend’s stockings before having sex – so you bust right through them with your fist.

Woman: Hunny I’m too tired to take my stockings off.

Man: That’s ok baby I’ll just jackin' the bean stock you.

by Tinka Parker February 24, 2008

Jackin' Beats

To steal another musician's beats and using it for your own music

Oh shit, Darwish is accusing you of jackin' beats homie!

by wheezyfish December 9, 2010

Jackie

Jackie is the name of a girl that upon first glance instantly melts your heart. She is undeniably beautiful in every way, however, she likely wont admit it but she knows it hehe. Jackie is the type of girl that any man would be lucky to have to call their own. She deserves the world because she is perfection and undoubtably gorgeous. Someone named Jackie is a real keeper, she is the type of girl that will change who you are for the better, she will bring a light into your life that you previously did not know existed. If you are lucky enough to find Jakie don't wait, pursue her with everything you have I promise you will be beyond happy you did. Not to mention that Jackie makes the best girlfriend, she is loyal, loving, kind, and overall just simply leaves you speechless. Her beauty is breath taking, her eyes shine brighter than the stars above. To reiterate if you luckily luck out and somehow manage to make Jackie yours treat her like a queen, because she deserves everything. Jackie will complete you, she will love you, and lastly it is utterly impossible to not fall head over heels in love with Jackie she is everything that any man would ever need. She is perfection.

Again if you are lucky enough to make Jackie yours, I can promise you that when you look into her beautiful brown eyes you will forget everything, your heart will melt, and you will be left just saying wow wow wow.

Would you look at that girl, shes the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

Oh she must be a Jackie

by Defo not spencer November 12, 2020

Jackie Dance

Dancing like a crazy fool, especially when intoxicated. Head goes to the floor and one's butt shakes uncontrollably.

" Hey! Look who's doing the Jackie Dance!"

by jdance4lyfe January 28, 2010

jackamo

Cross between a jackass and a moron.

The presidential debate is just a couple of jackamos bickering.

by stark palestine February 25, 2009