A dude who will steal from you and then help you look for what you had stolen. Worse than black Air Force 1s
Girl: i got you some black timbs for your birthday
Guy: i ain't wearin those a dude in black timbs is worse than a guy in air force ones.
Guy: i ain't wearin those a dude in black timbs is worse than a guy in air force ones.
by jsavcloutgoat July 3, 2019

The day after Thanksgiving, when stores decide to open at the asscrack of dawn to start Christmas sales. Most people fall for this ploy and wake up at 4am to fight other mothers for cheap presents.
Guy1: Hey, are you going to do black friday?
Guy2: Fuck no, man, do I want to get trampled by a crowd of people trying to buy a cheap Xbox?
Guy2: Fuck no, man, do I want to get trampled by a crowd of people trying to buy a cheap Xbox?
by fie onyou November 24, 2005

by IMTRc_Trans_Am October 15, 2004

Adam Black, born November 20th, 2002, is an American actor and entertainer. His most notable performance being The Wizard Of Oz musical where he played the Cowardly Lion at Centennial High School Bakersfield. His acting credits also include The Miracle Worker and Les Miserables which led to him being the youngest person ever to be nominated for the KHSD PEAAK Award. He is most well known for starting the phrase “Adam Black is my dad.” which he says was intended to be an inside joke among friends but quickly turned into a trend and the phrase appeared on bracelets, bumper stickers, and clothing items.
by Bakersfield Celebrities May 10, 2020

Black clover is an anime that as of writing this has around 160 episodes to watch. The story follows Asta, the only person who can’t use magic in a world full of magic users. Eventually he gains anti magic which is able to negate all magic. The show gets a bad rap, as people say it’s all generic anime’s put into one, yet as I watched I enjoyed it more. I recommend you watch it and at least give it a chance before you hate it.
by EpicGamer95 February 8, 2021

by Mr. Handy Mandy December 16, 2014

Clyde: "What vice did you see on the videotape, Talangar? Is it the work of Sauron's magic?" Token returns to the table and places the tape there
Token Black: "I'm not playing anymore." walks off
Stan: steps forward "Uh well wait, what'd you see?"
Token: stops and turns "I don't know, I don't wanna know. I'm out." claps his hands, then walks back into the house, sliding the door open and closed. The boys look on
Randy: "Yes... uh... you see Token, that was called a pornographic film. Uh, it shows adult men and adult women having sexual intercourse." Token does not respond, but instead continues to stare blankly "You see when a- when a man and woman are in love, the man puts his penis into a woman's vagina. It's called love making, and its part of being in love." There is a long pause before Token at last speaks
Token: And when a woman has four penises in her at the same time. Then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? Five midgets. Spanking a man. Covered in thousand island dressing. Is that making love?"
Mr. Black: "Jesus! What kind of porno was that?!"
Gerald: "Back-Door Sluts 9"
Mr. Black: "Oh Jesus! Not that one!"
Token Black: "I'm not playing anymore." walks off
Stan: steps forward "Uh well wait, what'd you see?"
Token: stops and turns "I don't know, I don't wanna know. I'm out." claps his hands, then walks back into the house, sliding the door open and closed. The boys look on
Randy: "Yes... uh... you see Token, that was called a pornographic film. Uh, it shows adult men and adult women having sexual intercourse." Token does not respond, but instead continues to stare blankly "You see when a- when a man and woman are in love, the man puts his penis into a woman's vagina. It's called love making, and its part of being in love." There is a long pause before Token at last speaks
Token: And when a woman has four penises in her at the same time. Then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? Five midgets. Spanking a man. Covered in thousand island dressing. Is that making love?"
Mr. Black: "Jesus! What kind of porno was that?!"
Gerald: "Back-Door Sluts 9"
Mr. Black: "Oh Jesus! Not that one!"
by scryon596 December 14, 2011
