A wild penis is a crazyass penis that has contracted so many lethal venereal diseases from such frequent, intense, puke-evoking wanking and/or intercourse that it has miraculously grown its own functioning DNA and come to life. One can find wild penes almost anywhere they can find any animal, but they are often identified by the kind of environment they live in (ex. common house penes, saltwater penes, woodland penes, prairie penes, etc.). When a penis goes wild, each component of it resembles a vital physical function on/in a large-scale mammal. For instance, its testicles become its feet, its foreskin becomes its head, its urethral opening becomes its mouth, parts of its epididymis become its arms and paws, and maybe its pearly penile papules become its eyes-I honestly know very little to nothing about biology and everything else. Defenses: They piss on anything/anyone they dislike and threatening houses. They cumblast their natural predators, vulvae, to poison them and/or drive them away. This definition is rational as fuck! As proof, among many other places, wild penes abound in Chimi Lhakhang, Bhutan.
Idiot 1: It's just a penis. It doesn't have stingers, teeth or claws. It's completely harmless! So why the fuck are you panicking so much?!?!
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!
Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!
Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.
by E idiots dei March 22, 2020
Get the wild penismug. "I can't believe last night we had 9 jager shots each, danced on the tables, hitchhiked across town in a random hummer, flew to las vegas at the last minute and ended up partying with paris hilton! That was bitch wild!!!"
by legallyrachel January 7, 2009
Get the bitch wildmug. by godofthefreeborn June 4, 2016
Get the wild bobbymug. Bold but discrete. Very confident person who lives for the moment. Effortlessly attractive being. Manifests a strong & enjoyable presence. Can be all over the place in real life but never seeking attention from a distance. Lowkey on social media & remains unknown to many. Never clout chase but gotta let em’ once in awhile.
Man this girl is so hot who is she?
Yo dawg she a wild introvert u might never see her face again.
Yo she seems like a wild introvert
Yeah man she lowkey a freak !!
Yo dawg she a wild introvert u might never see her face again.
Yo she seems like a wild introvert
Yeah man she lowkey a freak !!
by Glizzy glue May 16, 2020
Get the Wild introvertmug. Very informal slang used on Discord Someone that acts weird, out of the norm, disruptively, and mostly with the intention to troll people. Someone who deliberately pisses people off online to get a reaction
by Chica Pata Sucia May 10, 2021
Get the Beyond the wildmug. Usually a hardcore emo who when scared their hair grows and swaddles them for comfort eats raw meat at lunch
by Kohnnie_is_real November 23, 2015
Get the The wild emomug. by Wild tamie September 24, 2019
Get the wild tamiemug.