The day after Thanksgiving, when stores decide to open at the asscrack of dawn to start Christmas sales. Most people fall for this ploy and wake up at 4am to fight other mothers for cheap presents.
Guy1: Hey, are you going to do black friday?
Guy2: Fuck no, man, do I want to get trampled by a crowd of people trying to buy a cheap Xbox?
Guy2: Fuck no, man, do I want to get trampled by a crowd of people trying to buy a cheap Xbox?
by fie onyou November 24, 2005
Get the black fridaymug. by IMTRc_Trans_Am October 15, 2004
Get the Fade to Blackmug. by Mr. Handy Mandy December 16, 2014
Get the black bananamug. Clyde: "What vice did you see on the videotape, Talangar? Is it the work of Sauron's magic?" Token returns to the table and places the tape there
Token Black: "I'm not playing anymore." walks off
Stan: steps forward "Uh well wait, what'd you see?"
Token: stops and turns "I don't know, I don't wanna know. I'm out." claps his hands, then walks back into the house, sliding the door open and closed. The boys look on
Randy: "Yes... uh... you see Token, that was called a pornographic film. Uh, it shows adult men and adult women having sexual intercourse." Token does not respond, but instead continues to stare blankly "You see when a- when a man and woman are in love, the man puts his penis into a woman's vagina. It's called love making, and its part of being in love." There is a long pause before Token at last speaks
Token: And when a woman has four penises in her at the same time. Then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? Five midgets. Spanking a man. Covered in thousand island dressing. Is that making love?"
Mr. Black: "Jesus! What kind of porno was that?!"
Gerald: "Back-Door Sluts 9"
Mr. Black: "Oh Jesus! Not that one!"
Token Black: "I'm not playing anymore." walks off
Stan: steps forward "Uh well wait, what'd you see?"
Token: stops and turns "I don't know, I don't wanna know. I'm out." claps his hands, then walks back into the house, sliding the door open and closed. The boys look on
Randy: "Yes... uh... you see Token, that was called a pornographic film. Uh, it shows adult men and adult women having sexual intercourse." Token does not respond, but instead continues to stare blankly "You see when a- when a man and woman are in love, the man puts his penis into a woman's vagina. It's called love making, and its part of being in love." There is a long pause before Token at last speaks
Token: And when a woman has four penises in her at the same time. Then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? Five midgets. Spanking a man. Covered in thousand island dressing. Is that making love?"
Mr. Black: "Jesus! What kind of porno was that?!"
Gerald: "Back-Door Sluts 9"
Mr. Black: "Oh Jesus! Not that one!"
by scryon596 December 14, 2011
Get the Token Blackmug. Black clover is an anime that as of writing this has around 160 episodes to watch. The story follows Asta, the only person who can’t use magic in a world full of magic users. Eventually he gains anti magic which is able to negate all magic. The show gets a bad rap, as people say it’s all generic anime’s put into one, yet as I watched I enjoyed it more. I recommend you watch it and at least give it a chance before you hate it.
by EpicGamer95 February 8, 2021
Get the Black Clovermug. Adam Black, born November 20th, 2002, is an American actor and entertainer. His most notable performance being The Wizard Of Oz musical where he played the Cowardly Lion at Centennial High School Bakersfield. His acting credits also include The Miracle Worker and Les Miserables which led to him being the youngest person ever to be nominated for the KHSD PEAAK Award. He is most well known for starting the phrase “Adam Black is my dad.” which he says was intended to be an inside joke among friends but quickly turned into a trend and the phrase appeared on bracelets, bumper stickers, and clothing items.
by Bakersfield Celebrities May 10, 2020
Get the Adam Blackmug. a afro american guy who acts like a true redneck mostly found in middle ga. fishes, hunt, and even wears confederate flag clothing and hats
by bert2 June 28, 2005
Get the black redneckmug.