florida porn

Resulting from a Floridian's recent rebuke of schools showing classic art (specifically, Michelangelo's David): anyone showing leg below the knee, A&F advertisements, firefighter calendars, any swim suit designed after 1946, the showing of pelvis or clavicle even through tight fitting clothing; and of course any Renaissance art (those nasty 14th century bastards!)

Terry is looking hawt in the new Fire Fighter calendar! That shirtless pic is straight up Florida Porn!

by The ninth blunder of the world March 29, 2023

Florida Fireball

The act of chasing a shot of Fireball with orange juice. (NOT mixing the two)

Pass me the Fireball handle and that bottle of orange juice so I can have myself a Florida Fireball.

by hSak May 19, 2019

Florida Pool

A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.

"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"

"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"

by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 12, 2020

Florida surprise

1. The act of finding meth in your car that (clearly) isn't yours during a traffic stop.
2. When you see a redneck get a blowjob in a walmart parking lot.

The cop pulled me over and I fell for the old Florida Surprise

by Theglorius2cm July 5, 2019

Florida Baptism

the act of dunking a baby into your dirty storm surge water filled with shit and bacteria to ensure that the baby has a strong immune system

my neighbor held a florida baptism in his backyard yesterday.

by blue waffle house August 31, 2023

The Florida Wheelbarrow

A method for taking the drug cocaine. One person has his nose on the floor in front of a line of cocaine. The other, his/her friend or drug partner, picks up his legs and pushes the other on his/her face through the line allowing a large consumption in a quick time.

Bro put your face on the floor in front of this line.

Ok dude, we doing The Florida Wheelbarrow?

Fuck yeah my guy!

by The Mango Salesman May 10, 2019

Florida Dustbowl

When A woman ingests cocaine through her vagina (or anus) by having her partner blow it through a straw

Garret gave her a Florida Dustbowl but when he sneezed the coke got everywhere.

by ImCoveredinBees July 12, 2022