Cheap & Steezy Cheesecake

The act of grating the smegma from underneath a male appendage’s foreskin and dusting it on a cheesecake.

I went to the Cheesecake Factory and ordered a Cheap & Steezy Cheesecake. Shit was bussin’.

by Bootyholetickler69 May 28, 2023

Cheap head

A person that can and may believe something they hear, wether stature. Takes enlightenment and belief into it.

Man that boy a cheap head, thinking he has it all figured out now

by Cheap head January 26, 2018

Buy cheap, buy twice

When you see two identical products in the shop, one is expensive but made by a well known company and the other is by a brand you've never heard of but is considerably cheaper!

It comes from the fact that most cheap knocks are of poor quality and as a result it'll probably break shortly after buying meaning you'll have to buy another one. Usually when you add the price for the first and the replacement item together, it would've been cheaper to buy the better branded item in the first place.

Steve: Oh my god dude, I bought a new TV three months ago and it's already broken!

Peter: Bugger, that sucks, I'm surprised that Sony TV broke so quickly.

Steve: No, I changed my mind and didn't get the Sony. I found this Gujarati Electronics one which was a lot cheaper so I got that instead!

Peter: Gujarati Electronics? Never heard of them! You know what they say mate, buy cheap, buy twice! Shoulda stuck with the Sony!

by IKnowTheLingo January 3, 2023

cheap-assedly

Pronunciation: cheep-as-ed-ly (ed pronounced as in Shakespeare). Adverb. To perform an action in a cheap-assed way.

Example: He took her out to a French bistro for Valentine's Day; then he cheap-assedly let her pay for the whole meal.

Susan is a pediatrician, but she cheap-assedly wouldn't buy the better TV for her family, because it cost $100 more.

by samuelducanada July 14, 2019

Playin' cheaps

When someone plays a game in an unusual manner giving them an upper hand.

Example - someone uses a minigun in a deathmatch, they be playin' cheaps

-AC

by Ac80 September 24, 2016

cheap streets

A residential area in a city or town that is run-down, poorly maintained, and/or contains buildings that unsavory characters frequent. Also known as a slum.

This apartment is a mixed bag. It's in the cheap streets, but it's within walking distance to work.

by neopia9 July 26, 2004

dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.

I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt cheap meat."

by ljak November 23, 2021