iPod Shuffle

Not the poor person's iPod! Doesn't go fucked up as easy, you can actually re-create the iPod ads and not fuck the damn thing up, NO ONE WILL ACTUALLY LISTEN TO OVER 1,000 SONGS!! So shut up to all of you who go "It can't store up to 1,000 songs! Its shit!" Nobody fucking listens to that many songs so shut the fuck up, if anyone says its the "poor" person's iPod, then why do I own one!? I'm rich and I could buy 5 Nanos but I prefer the humble shuffle better! Shove it up yo ass sideways and smoke it! I'm not blowing a shitload on some MP3 that after a month will look like a piece of shit cause' of the scratches.

Idiot: "Look! I have the new iPod nano!!!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "I have an iPod shuffle"
Idiot: "POORBIE!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "At least mine doesn't look like a cat tried to find crack in it"

by Pissed off December 28, 2005

ipod generation

refers to all the idiots that have bought ipods and have made technology a fashion accesorary.

the ipod generation makes me sexy because i have neons on my computer

by zhonghunter February 7, 2005

ipod nano dat hoe

When you bust your load (after doing the deed with a woman) on your ipod nano you grab it by the headphones and slap it across her face thus sticking on her face and using it as an ipod holder.

Johny: hey Billy guess what i did last night
Billy: what did u do?
Johny: i took this girl back to my crib and she bagged on my performance so i ipod nano dat hoe and they i comfortably listened to my music.

by The True Pappa Smurf January 16, 2008

ipod mini

Apple's smaller and more manageable player in the iPod HDD family. Now available with brighter colours in only Blue, Silver, Pink and Green with either a FOUR GIGABYTE or SIX GIGABYTE hard drive. These new models also manage 18 hours of battery life. The FOUR sells for around £130, the SIX, £170.

Apple winning again with their even brighter and slighly shinier FOUR & SIX GIGABYTE players.

by FactCorrector MkII May 30, 2005

iPod Enema

The act of completely wiping an iPod and putting completely new or different music on it, typically out of music boredom.

Man, I'm so sick of listening to (x band), I think I need an iPod enema

by phenobarbiedoll October 1, 2010

iPod nano

New iPod to replace the existing iPod mini. It is the exact same thing except it is thinner, has a color screen, and comes in black. The $250 price tag is a complete waste of money when you could get a creative player or an iPod mini that holds more songs for less. Even though it is a complete waste of money many trendwhores (like myself) are still buying into apple's genius marketing.

Guy 1: Hey I got a new iPod nano
Guy 2: OMGWTFBBQ NO WAY I HEAR IT HOLDS A THOUSAND SONGS!
Guy 1: Uhh, yeah but doesn't your iRiver H320® hold 4 times as many songs?
Guy 2: But your's is thin and comes in 2 different colors! OMG! *snaps iriver in half*

by Geeeeeeeeeoff September 28, 2005

ipod mini

Apple's latest FOUR GIGABYTE player, in a small package (just bigger than a credit card) and available in 5 colours: silver, gold, pink, blue and green.

Runs with the iTunes software in Mac and Windows 2000/XP; EphPod in Win 98SE/ME; and gtKPod under Linux.

More information is available at www.apple.com/ipodmini

Wow, that FOUR week wait was definitely worth it for this fantastic FOUR gig player.

by FactCorrector September 2, 2004