History teacher syndrome (HTS)

When a teacher starts everyclass by talking about something non-related to their lesson for half an hour

"... And being a teacher is the best job in the world...
- God he's so boring, why won't he start the lesson ?!
- I don't know, I think he's got History teacher syndrome (HTS)."

by Styx Erebos November 22, 2022

Reverse history boner

When you get a boner from looking at photos of your significant other from before you met them.

My girlfriend was showing me
pictures of her from high school and she was so hot I got a reverse history boner.

by pxd6 August 11, 2014

thot history

A hoe's past actions, her resumé.

Girl 1: Hey I'm dating Mark

Girl 2: Oooooooo I don't think that's a good idea girl I checked his thot history.

by Thecarter85 March 6, 2016

relative history

The history of your blood parents, or the history of your mother and father.

My mom and dads life story, relative or relative history is relative to my life story.

by Cronic Christoph January 5, 2017

living history

Living history is an activity that incorporates historical reconstructions of every aspect of everyday life into an interactive presentation that seeks to give observers and participants a sense of stepping back in time.

My hobby is living history, where I play an medieval heraut at re-enactment events.

by Stixoyxgkxtjxti January 16, 2017

Browsing History

1) A trace of where you have been on the internet in certain browsers.
2) What you delete when you Google 'live sex'.

1) I feel nervous when people look in my browsing history.
2) Instead of deleting my browsing history, I will use incognito mode.

by nick202007 September 22, 2018

oral history

Da timeline detailing your various "suckcesses" with a number of fellow humans.

With her lovely enticing looks and such huge juicy smoochy lips, I'll bet you dat Monica Blewinsky has a much more extensive oral history than just dat one highly-publicized fling with dat crooked-cocked Prez back in da '90's!

by QuacksO June 6, 2019