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by notchadypuweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 6, 2003

Heffer

Gangster and/or druggie.

Look at her run.

Yep, shes a fast little heffer.

by Orange swirl smoothie October 30, 2009

Blue Hefner

A man with a beautiful penis.

Shelby: "No way you just hooked up with Joe?!?"
Mel: "Yeah he is such a Blue Hefner."
Shelby: "I had always heard that he had a nice cock."

by Blue Hefner December 27, 2011

heffelump

Heffelump originates from the word 'elefant' crossed with heffer (fat person) This word can be used 2 describe somebody with large butt/nose/ears, or is just incredibly ugly

God, that gemma is one enormous heffelump

Euw! Why the hell did u just snog that ugly heffelump!

by denny's l'il sis September 9, 2004

heferito.com

The definitive source for all things funny on the intarweb.

I just went to Heferito.com and laughed my ass of at the STUPID RICEBOYS pages!

by Heferito January 15, 2004

Heffalump

Someone who is cute and rather innocent. A little air-headed. Can be used to describe someone who is being silly or naive.

No you can not have ice cream as dinner you heffalump.

by Thosewhowanderarentlost October 18, 2017

Heffer

Old fisherman or old person.

That Heffer just smiled at me.

by Phail and Dan October 27, 2008