hanging crumpet

The act of a male demonstrating his nonchalant aura/well-being by accidentally displaying one of his testicles from his loose hanging briefs. Usually occurs in the morning after a night-out or a sleepover.

Male 1: Ew, dude put it away

Male 2: What?

Male 1: Your totally hanging crumpet

Male 2: Sorry bro, I'm just so relaxed

by Daddydon-11 May 16, 2011

Pan Handling

When a hobo gives another hobo a hand job.

"Dude, I was out the other day and I walked by this alley where to hobos were pan handling each other."
"They were asking each other for money?"
"Nah dude, nah!"

by Paw Lee October 12, 2012

hanging low

When a guy, for whatever reason, has found himself with nothing between himself and his Levi's.

Joe failed to do laundry for a month and the funk was so bad, he couldn't find any acceptable underwear; he had to go to work "hanging low."

by Georgia-J January 29, 2008

hanging sax

the male sex organ; cock, dick; see skin flute. A person does not suck a hanging sax, like one would suck a dick, but rather one "plays" the hanging sax.

Todd couldn't make the dance recital because he was playing Timothy's hanging sax all evening.

by Teddy Ballgame December 1, 2003

hanging from the chandeliers

Getting down on all fours while a man inserts his penis and testicles into your anus simultaneously.

Cindy is a dirty, dirty slut who quickly tired of the houdini and giving rusty tromones, so instead asked if she could go hanging from the chandeliers this evening.

by Billy D. Williams December 31, 2007

Hanging Garden

Unflattering cleavage that hangs and falls.. "The Hanging Gardens of 'Boobylon'".

Jess: "Hanging garden", 5 o'clock."

Amber: "A bra would've been good".

by yep. he said ta October 27, 2014

Handling

The term for any form of fanfiction involving shipping, and said 'ships' doing the dirty. In other words, smut fanfiction. This is a play on words for 'shipping and handling', with 'shipping' being the first part and 'handling' being the second.

This is poorly written handling.

The woman literally cannot stop writing handling, and it's weirding out the neighbors.

by Sizniche December 6, 2016