HAMMEREDDRUNK

(all one word, always capitalized) Being so fucking drunk you can barely throw a game of darts, be left unattended, walk to the pisser by yourself, form complete sentences, and have no control over the "beaner" jokes that come out of your facehole while in a bar full of mexicans.

Every time I go to the bar, I get HAMMEREDDRUNK!

"Man, did you see evil kimberly last night?"
"Totally! She was HAMMEREDDRUNK again!"
"Yeah, good times!"

by evil_kimberly May 18, 2010

Hammercock

Word that defines a mountain of a man who is endowed with a giant penis having considerable mass.

When That guy enters the room swinging his giant Hammercock, there will be no women left for the rest of us.

by StinkySteve April 29, 2014

Hammasing

start fights you know you cant win , and complain when you get your beat up by the stronger side.

Muhammad: * succer punched a buff dude *
Buff dude: * beats the shit out of Muhammad *
Muhammad: * uploading story on instagram * look what this guy did to me

Everyone else: Muhammad quit hammasing

by Xe3Blue October 24, 2023

hammered

To be beyond drunk. Most often, those whom get to this state never remember being there. One test to see if someone has reached this plateau is to ask them to spell the word "hammered".

"Wow Matt your really hammer!"
"Snow Hime snot...zzzzzz"

by C. Wallace May 20, 2004

Hammer and Sickle

The symbol of most modern Communist parties, often accompanied with a Red Star. Common in Italian graffiti.

Long live the Hammer and Sickle and the Proletariat Revolution!

by El_Haggis September 9, 2006

Hammer Pants

The act of crapping your pants so badly that the stool size limits your mobility so you must STOP to do a sort of M.C. Hammer shuffle towards the restroom.

Me: "Did you see that guy shuffling down the hallway?"

Stranger: "Yeah man, either he is in a dancing mood or dudes got a mean case of the hammer pants."

by tacticalgoose28 July 13, 2012

MC Hammer

1. A popular rapper who made alot of money, than turned around and realized he spent it all.

2. A fight move when you threaten and threaten until you really have to fight and the other guy realizes that you are a p*ssy. (How me and my homies use it.)

1. Mc Hammer: Can't touch this!
Guy: They shouldn't of let you touch the money.

2. Guy 1: What happened.
Guy 2: I MC Hammered a guy.

by Lil' Pimpin' June 1, 2006