hating

To engage in ridicule and mockery for amusement, synonym: "to Phil"

Phil has a PhD in hating; he studied under Dr. James Hatesmith, a pioneer in the field of haterology.

by dirtRey Sanchez February 7, 2008

having sex

To have fun

Im having sex with my friend, "aahhh" it's so good.

by Flimsssyyy April 15, 2021

Having Tea

The act of mating in a verbally incognito manner.

Dude, I can't talk on the phone now, I'm having tea.

by Arachnid November 30, 2006

not having any

refusing to accept, rejecting

I was not having any of her rumors that I was lying to them.

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2009

Hainge

Hand Job. Digital masturbation.

Hey, baby. Why don't you come over here and give me a hainge?

by Tim H 11 July 1, 2009

self-hating jew

This is somewhat of a misnomer, since a "self-hating Jew" is usually not someone who really hates themselves. Rather, they identify themselves as more than, or something other, than just a Jew. They view themselves as a regular human being first, and feel uncomfortable with Jewish ethnocentrism and the "Chosen people" stigma. Even though they were born to Jewish parents, they are in direct opposition to religious Jewish dogma which they see as outdated and limiting. They may even believe that by setting themselves apart throughout history, the Jews may have unwittingly brought antisemitism unto themselves.

Self-hating Jews long to be Gentiles, because they do not like the designation and tradition forced on them by their ancestors and/or religion, which they have shed. They find liberation from their "self-hate" by identifying themselves not exclusively as Jews who are "strange" and "different", but as Gentiles; as any human being; no matter the race.

Jew #1: "The Nazis were overzealous in their logic which brought around their own demise. But some Jews also display the same racial, "pure-blood" thinking, which may have contributed to THEIR demise. It exposes a duality, a flaw in human nature: ethnocentrism is a flawed concept that can hurt anyone, no matter their race. This is 2011, its about time we advance beyond racial thinking"

Jew #2: "How dare you say that Jews brought the Holocaust onto themselves? Have you no pride?"

Jew #1: "Dude I didn't even say that. Besides, I do have pride, it is individualistic pride. I think for myself and I don't understand the concept of collectivist Jewish pri-"

Jew #2: "Stfu man. You're such a disgrace, you're nothing but a self-hating Jew"

by Spliffsmoker September 5, 2011

having kittens

v. To be excited or surprised
by an event.
v. To physically give birth to a litter of kittens.

Troy, you got the new heated condoms? I'm simply having kittens!

Aww, the mother cat is simply having kittens!

by Prima B. Goode July 4, 2004