1) A bad pop-rock band. Often given to corporate sellout bands.
2) Literal meaning; N*sync with guitars.
3) A un-needed blatant attack on pop-rock bands in general by some angsty teenager.
2) Literal meaning; N*sync with guitars.
3) A un-needed blatant attack on pop-rock bands in general by some angsty teenager.
by Bakagamer September 13, 2005
Get the N*sinc With Guitars mug.(verb) to play notes and chords with no rhythm or relation to each other, 99 percent of the time sounds like crap, noobs do it often
Guy 1: how did you play at the concert yesterday?
Guy 2: ah. i forgot how to play my song so i had to guitar-masturbate
Guy 1: ouch.
Guy 2: yeah people threw stuff at me and my girlfriend left me after the concert
Guy 1: next time just learn your material, idiot
Guy 2: ah. i forgot how to play my song so i had to guitar-masturbate
Guy 1: ouch.
Guy 2: yeah people threw stuff at me and my girlfriend left me after the concert
Guy 1: next time just learn your material, idiot
by hawktalons6 January 8, 2009
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An accessory, used for playing the guitar.
They vary in size, shape, and thickness, as different styles of music require.
They vary in size, shape, and thickness, as different styles of music require.
man 1- "Dude, can you go pick me up some ernie ball gator grip guitar picks?"
man 2- "Sure, what thickness?"
man 1- "Dude, you know I need some 1.5mm for maximum shred factor!!"
man 2- "Sure, what thickness?"
man 1- "Dude, you know I need some 1.5mm for maximum shred factor!!"
by DrummerDude617 November 3, 2008
Get the Guitar Pick mug.An awesome, innovative game, that sadly gives tards the impression they can actually play iron man on guitar. Look up guitar hero on YouTube to see what I mean. For this reason, most actual guitarists look down o it, but haven't given an awesome game a chance. Although I wouldn't call it a simulation, it's very far from actual playing guitar.
gamer: OMFG 3y3 KaN PLAY Ir0N MAN 0n t3h G3374r lolzorz!!1!111!!
guitarist: Yeah, too bad a real guitar has 22 frets instead of 5 and 6 strings instead of one. Guitar Hero is for cock smoking fags.
me: Both of you are dumb fucks. Go cut your throats.
guitarist: Yeah, too bad a real guitar has 22 frets instead of 5 and 6 strings instead of one. Guitar Hero is for cock smoking fags.
me: Both of you are dumb fucks. Go cut your throats.
by ThroatSlit June 11, 2006
Get the Guitar hero mug.A place where you might go to buy music equipment and have some jerkoff call you boss (and other things) one too many times after you bought your stuff. Thus making you want to grab a guitar and ram it down the punk's throat. And then save what's left of the guitar for the guy up front who checks your bag best-buy-style.
by Jazgul March 22, 2008
Get the guitar center mug.An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."
"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"
,or,
Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"
,or,
Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008
Get the Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon mug.by Emma Yeandle May 12, 2007
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