midnight grip

Masturbating/wanking at night over a hot/beautiful woman

Go and have a 'midnight grip' over her big ass.

by Jon lennoooooooon September 28, 2013

Jas Gripen

A multirole fighter from Sweden, this sexy plane is both lethal and cost effective. They can be purchased from IKEA. Some assembely required

The Jas Gripen is one sexy looking plane

by W.I.S.P May 13, 2016

Peter Grippin-deez nuts

if you want someone to kill themselves

Your friend says "deez nuts"
you then reply with "peter grippin-deez nuts"
They immediately grab a gun and shoot in the nuts themselves "peter grippin-deez nuts"

by plurgfish December 8, 2021

itchy one grip

You use your index finger for making a number one sign and you also use the same finger on the trigger when holding a gun. Also you are also a very trigger-happy person. So itchy one grip is holding a gun with your index finger on the trigger while hoping and praying and hoping and praying and hoping and praying that you get to squeeze it ASAP so very many many many times..

You - My nigga here gotta itchy one grip
Nigglet - My tek has one in the chamber and 32 in the clip

by dka81 May 6, 2018

Jack the Gripper

A homosexual, probably doing some kind of holding of another man's spam javelin.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

glisp

A glisp is the stereotypically gay style of speech exhibited by queens and lesser male queer royalty. Typically accompanied by rainbows and the occasional whistly "s" sound common in words like "shoes," "cookies," and "sister."

Can be attributed to kings and lesser female royalty, but the glisp itself sounds very different.

Origin: combination of gay and lisp....therefore glisp.

Ex. 1) Did you hear that guy? He says he's straight, but his voice is pretty glispy.

Ex. 2) When I get drunk, my glisp shines through pretty hardcore.

by Ahollywoodsmile July 9, 2010

grippins

the muscle of the sphincter which holds the contents of the bowels and intestinal tract within the body

Tito got fucked so hard in the ass that he lost his grippins and shit all over himself

by kckevin July 28, 2010