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Hand job hand grenade 

The act of jerking or stroking a mans penis to the point of climax, right before climax is reach the giver punches the receiver in the ball and then punches them in the face. If climax it achieved you have given a successful hand job hand grenade.
Sarah gave Jim a hand job hand grenade last night that put Jim in the hospital where they later recited their vows.

czechoslovakian hand grenade 

Take a large shit and shape it into a hand grenade like shape. Place said shit into the freezer. Remove from freezer and ask party guests to stand in a circle. Play hot potato until the shit defrosts and splats upon someone’s hand.
Scott’s hand still smells after losing a game of Czechoslovakian hand grenade.

Jager Grenade 

A jager grenade is a shot of Jagermeister and a shot of port in two tall shot glasses

The shots are balanced in the top of a pint glass and the pint is filled with one bottle of VK Blue or other alchopop

The shot of port is then "pulled" like the pin of a grenade allowing the jagermeister shot to fall into the alchopop which is then downed in one
Jagerbomb? nah let's do a jager grenade
Jager Grenade by Axigar April 6, 2010

Dutch Grenade

Farting into a pillow and throwing it at someone.
"My roommate was totally carpet bombing the living room while my girlfriend was over last night so i hit him square in the face with a dutch grenade with one of the throw pillows on the couch."
Dutch Grenade by Cyno01 October 25, 2012

hand grenade

When a session of fingering your girl starts to get a little dull, let it all end with a bang. Slip your fist inside of her vag, and without warning, extend all of your fingers as far as they can reach. The expression on her face should resemble some sort of surprise.
It was a rather uneventful night until I busted out my ammunition and let that bitch have a hand grenade.

When I saw the slightest hint of boredom in her eyes, I busted out a hand grenade that would have had the vietcong shaking in their boots.
hand grenade by bdams August 16, 2003

i'd catch a grenade for you 

a very gay way of saying i love you. from bruno mars' song, Grenad
sally, i'd catch a grenade for you