grape vine

the last drop of cum that comes out of a mans cock that is thicker than the rest

One day I, Aaron, came home from taco bell and my wife, Valerie came up to me after i walked into the door and she whispered in my ear that she was so fucking horny. So i threw her on the hard wood floor, then we proceeded to undress each other then she put my trick or treat stick in her pudding basket. then i thrusted it in and out and made her baby cannon moist and slippery, while she screamed i smacked her in the face, but not to hard. Then my slime volcano began to erupt baby yogurt so i took it and spread it all on her lower back. then she licked the rest off. but she took the grape vine and rubbed it on her milk machines. The End.

by valerie nofzinger June 22, 2012

Butt Grapes

A case of the hemorrhoids. A mass of dilated veins in swollen tissue at the margin of the anus or nearby within the rectum -- usually used in plural.

I gotta sit on this damn doughnut cause I have a ragin case of the butt grapes.

These butt grapes are tearing my ass the fuck up.

by chain dawg October 10, 2005

press-grapes

To fuck ones dad in the arse.

what are you going to be doing with your dad thomas?

pressing grapes.

by chopper May 17, 2004

GRAPE DOUCHE

A mixture of Island Blue Pucker Schnaaps and Watermelon Pucker Schnaaps

Last night we had a party and we drank quite a few Grape Douches

by Necki February 21, 2006

Statutory Grape

Legal. A form of vagrancy. Drinking wine in the park and passing out at the base of a statue.

Jack was over-celebrating his promotion and got picked up for statutory grape.

by Cabot Wonder August 09, 2009

Carpet Grapes

The rash you get on your knees when doing it doggie style.

I got nasty carpet grapes with a hooker last night.

by Wine Geeks January 09, 2011

anal grapes

To describe not only one but a bunch of piles(haemorrhoids).

I can't sit down, my anal grapes flared up!

by Das Kraut August 12, 2017