goon-copter 

A modern dance move created by a rather drunken sunflower.
Usually performed to filthy dubstep, but can be modified to suit any tune.

Anyone can do it, just drink the majority of a goon, and swing the near-empty sack above your head in a helicopter fashion.

He was so goon-drunk that he even whipped out the goon-copter!

goon-copter by goon.love June 4, 2010

Goon vase 

Colloquial term for a large, usually rough container full of cheap and dirty alcohol, i.e., from a goon sack.

Let's use this goon vase for our game of Kings tonight and get f**ked up.

Goon vase by MartinRex October 16, 2013

Goon Galaxy 

A family founded by father goon. The co-founder is his homie . Great makers of music. IN possession of the real truth .

Michael is the father of Goon Galaxy

Goon Galaxy by Father Goon March 14, 2015

goon fiesta 

The continuous dropping of bodies between two (or more) opposing parties.

Everyone just dropped like flies, a fucking goon fiesta.

goon fiesta by Jewthulu July 4, 2016

goon trance 

“Gooning is a sort of modernized version of tantric sex/masturbation without the spiritual aspects that have been traditionally associated with it in the past. ... It’s an almost hypnotic, semi-meditative mental state a person can enter after prolonged masturbation.”

The ones who travel furthest for self-pleasure say that, if they edge long enough, they fall into a mind-numbing trance where nothing matters but nutting. Only then can an edger truly claim to be “gooning.”

-- M. Stahl, "THE PSYCHEDELIC SCIENCE OF ‘GOONING’ — OR MASTURBATING INTO A TRANCE, Mel Magazine (accessed December 20, 2022)

Just when you think you know how to masturbate, someone finds the goon trance. Now you can spend your whole day almost getting off.

goon trance by burnt sox December 20, 2022

Goon Shower 

An Australian term describing the act of having a cheap cask of wine above ones head (either held by ones self or an individual known as the squirter) and squirting the contents into ones open mouth for a prolonged period of time, with such contents often pouring onto the face, clothes and hair, thus it is regarded as a shower of goon

Mike had a goon shower during the party

Goon Shower by Paul Turner December 8, 2007

Goon Foosball 

Game played at Monash Uni in Melbourne, Australia where you take a shot of goon every time the other player scores on you in Foosball. This continues until the box of goon is gone or someone vomits.

Why are you so drunk right now?

I just lost at "Goon Foosball"!

Goon Foosball by HebrewHammer1234 July 25, 2010