Griffin Girl

A backstabbing, ungrateful, husband bashing, dick-licking, drama whore, lying, hateful, classless, gossiping piece of white trash, Okie strippin', acne scarred, pancake suckin', flat assed, psychotic, friendless, used up bitch.

1. That girl has got to be the biggest Griffin Girl I ever did see!

2. Did you hear that Linda went Griffin Girl and lost every friend she ever had?

3. Only trashy, friendless people want to risk a friendship with a Griffin Girl.

4. A person is known by the company they keep, so stay away from all Griffin Girls!

by Marney December 27, 2008

lando griffin

One who is rather fat and obnoxious usually from the East Coast and closely resembles Lando Griffin from "Family Guy"

Cory looks like Lando Griffin

by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005

Griff

A variation of the root word biff, however, a griff is a grundle biff, where someone takes a leap of faith, lands on their grundle and falls to their doom.

I was about to score, but griffed hard.

by DJ Doo Doo Brown September 19, 2009

Giffordsing

The term used for when you headshot someone and they survive.

I was playing Call of Duty and I blasted a bullet in generalgamername1's head and he survived, he was fucking Giffordsing.

by Alaska Richard Keith January 13, 2011

griffinning

In American Football, the act of signalling a field goal after having thrown a winning touchdown as a way of confusing officials. Rumoured to be named for Washington Redskins phenom Robert Griffin III, but also likely to be derived from forms of inappropriate nudity.

This craze is getting so bad that this morning a DC Weatherman was griffinning on the air.

by lastname first September 11, 2012

Gloff

a crazy white chick that thinks they are the best at everything and anything.

dude that gloff is annoying.

by jimijames13 October 25, 2009

Giffism

Derived from the word "giff". Giffism is the art, science and thought of all that is Giff.

Stroking your ginger beard - classic giffism.

by BJD June 19, 2004