gaff-on

To get on. To consume or devour. To acquire.

Im'a gaff-on this pizza right quick then I'll be right over.

by cbowling April 18, 2009

Gafflebat

a bit rubbish, gone wrong.

it's all a bit gafflebat.

by Garzini February 8, 2009

Gaff

When a person intraveniously injects meth and the rush is so intense it causes the person to instantly cough. Hense, the coughing is known as the gaff.

Wow, did you hear the "gaff" I got from that load I just did?

by MerryChrismeth April 24, 2010

Gaffersation

A long uninteresting converstion. Stems from having a conversation with an elderly member (Gaffer) of your family.

Pam: How did your date go?
Sue: We had a major gaffersation. I will not be seeing him again.

by Solaay April 28, 2010

gaffooble-gunk

That yucky yellow stuff you get in your eyes when you wake up in the morning.

eww I had conjunctivitis and my eyes were full of gaffooble-gunk!

by CookieThief August 11, 2010

Gaffish

a person who is a gaffish is someone who acts, talks and is very stupid.

Zach is such a gaffish when he tries to smoke pot at band practice, then cant play because he smoked pot.

by j man unit December 8, 2010

glauferpunket

When one individual slaps his scrotum onto anothers face, and a picture is taken.

You've been "glauferpunket"! Said the man taking the picture. Like being (punked) but in a certain way.

by daddyD and MamaS December 12, 2010