Giraffer Asser

The art of blowing a fart so bad it sounds like a Giraffe blowing a raspberry.
That man is a Giraffer Asser.
by Cyruschase October 12, 2023
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Golden Giraffe

A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a full erection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.
I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.

Sometimes in “water sportsthe golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.
by BettyYellowSplash January 13, 2024
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albino giraffe

A wannabe soundcloud rapper, redditor, discord mod, overall incel vibes
Yo, don't invite any albino giraffes to the party, they are such a buzz kill.
by bruh what the frick July 22, 2021
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