gary tiptoe

A medical euphemism for having an inanimate object stuck up your butt for which surgical intervention is required.

ED doctor: I have a "Gary tiptoe" for you.

Admitting doctor: What has he got?
ED Doctor: His Gary tiptoe is an old Nokia brick phone set to vibrate.

by Champion du peuple. May 25, 2016

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Gary Keen

A keen, old man that is always smiling. He loves to do stuff with people and records videos for some websites.

If you see this person in public or outside your home you might wanna hide or run and lock your doors.

Gary Keen did me last night!
Did you hear? Gary Keen likes to do it and breaks in!
Gary Keen IS really keen! No wonder hes' always smiling like he can do anything *wink wink*

by The Cameraman May 24, 2023

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Gary Oldman

Be careful, that R is a life saver. you nearly searched... well look for yourself.

John "what's your favourite letter?"
Jimmy "definitely R."
John "why's that"
Jimmy "it saved me from searching gay oldman, instead i just searched gary oldman"

by pockst3r_95 September 23, 2020

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Bootleg Gary

The really sexy nerd who always pirates for his block and best friends.

Bootleg Gary copped us that new Detox album.

by WyteMamba24 October 12, 2011

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Gary Connolly

Gary Connolly (Mr Connolly) is the biggest machine out there he cannot teach a class and almost starts crying every class he has because he is retarded he dressed up as slender man for Halloween so he is also known as slender man

Gary Connolly is gay as fuck dawg

by BALD MARTIN October 3, 2019

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