Bridge the Gap

When you take a shit and it connects your butthole to the water.

Bridge the Gap

You eat a lot of fiber and roughage the day before. You take a monster shit and it goes into the water before it breaks.

by shitinmymouthtomakemecum March 11, 2011

age gap love

Sexual or romantic feelings directed at a teenage girl by an old man. See also "Minor Attracted Person," "Chomo," "Short eyes," and "Pedo."

"Luke defended age gap love by claiming that society infantilizes 13 year old girls and denies their autonomy and agency, and now everyone knows he's a pedophile."

by GenXColbyCheese January 20, 2021

gold plated gap

A vagina belonging to a woman of unreasonably high standards. Not necessarily stuck up, just having such demanding standards that no one meets them, and consequently the gold plating on her gap tarnishes because she never gets laid.

"You snotty cunt, you totally have a gold plated gap, no one is good enough to stick it. So don't bitch to me about how you need to get laid."

"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

Thigh gap

A physical feature that, despite what many women believe, most men care absolutely nothing about, and for most women an anorexic diet, and therefore very unattractive look is needed to achieve the greatly sought after (who knows why) thigh gap

If you can get a thigh gap while keeping a healthy diet, go ahead. If you can't just give up on the thigh gap. Seriously. No one cares.

by the funny one February 8, 2018

Whore Gap

Whore Gap: Noun: A whore gap is the space between the upper thighs that develops when a female is very promiscuous. Very large camel toe can also be present when a whore gap is noticeable. There may be upwards of two inches of space between the thighs directly beneath the vagina.

Dude, check out the whore gap on that chick, I am so getting laid tonight. whore camel toe slut

by SlutStomper February 3, 2012

Thigh Gap

The horizontal distance between the inner thighs of a female, right below the vagina. It is universally considered to be the best measure of a girl's sex appeal. The wider the gap, the thinner and more fit a girl is, and as such more desirable. If you lack a gap, don't fret, twerking will have a comparable effect in attracting men.

I was creeping girls in the lululemon store today, you would not believe the thigh gaps I saw... If you put them end to end, you'd have enough gap to reach the moon!

by Bottle Slut February 6, 2015

The Gap

The Gap is the part between a womans arse. You can see their Gap with the help of tight jeans.

Damn, have a look at her. Tight Jeans, tight arse and The GAP.
Guys love filling a Gap and some box eaters with their plastic toys, you don't have to be a carpenter to fill it either.

by Ls May 23, 2003