funk cutter

Funk Cutter; an individual responsible for a particularly unpleasantly foul smelling fart. The kind that could empty a room at a high speed and which would have people enquiring "did a rat crawl up your arse and die?"

"Cor, that smells like the bog of eternal stench-who's the funk cutter?"

by wegotwood September 12, 2013

Uptown funk

A funky sex move when a boy chokes you in a party bus then quickly spins you around as he’s about to rail you under the disco lights

“DUDEEE Jessica agreed to doing the uptown funk with me!”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

d-funk

Really cool person, a man with infinate tallent, and a head the size of a basketball

Wow, yousa so chill D-Funk, Holla w00t, motha fucka

by Rooker156 November 3, 2003

Fake the Funk

(military jargon)To falsely motivate yourself and get the work or exercise at hand.

I just can't get motivated today, so I best fake the funk or enjoy the front leaning rest position.

by John1969 May 9, 2008

what the funk!

a phrase where you would like to use a more explicit word, yet for whatever reason, you feel it is not the situation, it is against your religion, or you are just making a vain attempt to be funny, where you then realize you cannot, because the only person who can use this phrase to make you laugh is Connor Morgan!

I got a 3 on my math test ?!!
What the Funk!

by C-Mor May 13, 2005

Funk and Wagnalls

A non-offensive alternative for "fucking...." such as "fucking idiot" or "fucking moron." No need for earmuffs around small children when using this substitute.

Moron: "I know what we should do! Let's go jump off a bridge into the freezing river!"

Friend: "Shut up, Funk and Wagnalls! You trying to get us all killed?!?"

by mockyeah October 28, 2009

Geezer Funk

That smell that all old people smell like. It has no better description. it smells like Stetson and Mothballs. Also known (by me) as Foagy Funk, and Old Man Stink.

think of your own fucking example, this site keeps telling me i didnt use the word GEEZER FUNK and makes me retype this, so fuck it.

by Arin Jessup May 21, 2007