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fruit fags

When two homosexuals, that are too gay too function, are forced to sleep in different bedrooms because their parents are worried about what will go on at night. All they can do is dream about thier buttsecks.
Fatty and Monty, two fruit fags, talked on thier cell phones to eachother, during a sleepover, becuase they were forced to be so far apart. ):
by Jubs (: March 4, 2007
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Dirty Fruit

Usually a dirty fruit but it could also be in the meaning of hating one, a retarded way to call a fruit "Dirty Dan" like off of your favorite TV episode of spongebob that your quite obsessed with because you have to much time on your hands, a word that somebody is looking for out of some sort of sexuality for satisfaction, or a fun way to start a conversation of an argument with no intentions to hurt one another's feelings!
Dillon: Hey Craig
Craig: What...?
Dillon: Your a dirty fruit!
Craig:...No, your a dirty fruit!
by Mr.DirtyFruit March 27, 2009
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Fruit Sticker

A girls tattoo. Across her lower back or hip area. New boyfriends hate them and can't peel them off.
She's pretty hot.. But she has a big Fruit Sticker goin on.
by Lance Blaisdell May 19, 2005
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fruitanizing

When a heterosexual is hanging out with a group of homosexuals out of bi-curiosity.
"Hey man, I saw Joe hanging outside of the gay club last night. I think he's fruitanizing!"
by Toddbo August 4, 2007
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fruitiality

Having sex with a fruit whether the penetrator or the penetrated.
Ren:"Fuck mangoes"
Me: I am not into fruitiality
Ren: fuku
Me: Nor incest
by solcanis February 4, 2009
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fruitbagger

Generally used as an insult or a derogatory term, fruitbagger refers to an individual who is either extremely stupid or extremely annoying.

Fruitbagger is a great way to insult a hipster.

Fruitbagger can also be used to describe someone who works in the produce section of a grocery store and who's main responsibility is the bagging of fruit.
1."Who brought Mark to the party? I can't stand that guy he's always discussing such asinine topics, he wears to much cologne, he's so pretentious and goddamn he is such a fruitbagger."

2. "Man i went to the Arcade Fire show last night and there was way too many fruitbaggers there for me to enjoy myself."

3. "Hey John I heard you got a new Job?"

"Yes i did Sally i work in the produce section of my local grocery market."
" So essentially your a fruitbagger John?"

"Yes i am Sally but do you have to be so rude about it?"
by lucidtimescapes December 20, 2010
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Frinty

"My breath is frinty."
by Archdeacon Slag January 13, 2014
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