Monday-to-Friday

A euphemism for mother-f***ing. Recently seen in the televised version of Snakes on a Plane.

Samuel L. Jackson: I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane! (Cocks gun.)

by MrSmartyPants April 26, 2009

Friday

On this day, you wake up at 7 a.m., eat cereal for breakfast, and go to the bus stop and see your friends driving. After deciding which seat to take, you ride on the highway, awkwardly dancing standing up in the back seat, until you get to a random dark alley where you party and have fun. Everyone is looking forward to the weekend.

Yesterday was Thursday. Today it is Friday. We we we so excited, we so excited, we gonna have a ball today. Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

I don't want this weekend to end!

by chaojh April 9, 2011

Fascism Friday

Fascism Friday is a holiday that celebrates fascism. It is celebrated on the last Friday of the school year by wearing nice clothes and dressing up.

These celebrahtions may be considered disrespectful to some of those unnamed persons, but just tell them that you are expessing your political beliefs.

by raginglunatic77 June 2, 2005

Friday

Best day of the week. Most common phrase to explain Friday is TGIF.

Fridays are the work of God.

by Justin H. April 30, 2005

Friday

A song by Rebecca Black, now commonly known as the worst song ever. Don;t get me wrong though, Rebecca Black is fine. It's her evil record company Ark Music Factory that made up the pathetic lyrics, autotuned her voice to fuck, made a cheap-ass video and then stuck in the worst rapping ever heard by mankind.

Person A: Dude, did you hear Friday last night?

Person B: Hell yeah! We so excited!

by CookieFritz April 7, 2011

Fridgescavating

When something you want to eat is in the back of a full fridge and you have to take out and set down everything in front of it. A massive pain in the neck if had to be done repeatedly.

1: Dude, i want some peppers on this pizza but its all the way behind the milk, pickles, Coke, orange juice and mayo, and im tired of going fridgescavating for everything.

by FLuffee August 24, 2009

fridgetwix

defecating into a condom, placing said condom in a freezer, and performing sexual acts with the "fridge twix" to an orifice

"dude i totes wanna fridgetwix ur mom so hard"

by fridetwixer2345 April 13, 2010