freezer burn

An excessive amount of ice dangling from a person's body

Did you see Justin today? He's totally freezer burned...

by Liney June 17, 2005

freezer geezer

An old man stuck inside of a freezer, hoping to live to see into the freezer.

"Do not not touch the freezer geezer. Do you want fifteen cents?"

by maxman280 & Joe Kick-ass May 14, 2004

freeze the balls off a brass monkey

The cannon balls on a man o' war were stacked and held in place by a brass ring on the deck known as a brass monkey. In cold weather the sea spray would turn to ice thus freezing the cannon balls together and onto the ring.

Hence the expression "It's cold enough to freeze balls on a brass monkey" or simply "brass monkey weather". Note that the correct phrase is "on" NOT "off" a "brass monkey". The expression is often corrupted to hint at an association with a man's testicles balls

by TimB June 12, 2005

freeze that

what the fuck is wrong with you? Stop that

Aight, you need to freeze that

by fo shizzle October 9, 2003

brain freeze

when one decides to spice up oral sex, the female places 3 ice cubes in her mouth and begins to give the man oral pleasure.

Wait honey, do you want to try "brain freeze" this time?

by Drey J January 22, 2009

freezerated

umm frozen, duh! like airconditioned but colder

Since snow is satan, he should walk into hell like a bubble boy in a bubbles thats freezerated so he won't burn in hell.

by Kim March 22, 2005

Freezer burn

a "burn" that has slightly colder undertones.

Person 1: Dude, you suck so hard at sports
Person 2 (Athletically self-conscious): oh...eh eh...yeah
Person 3: Freezer Burnnnnnnnn!

by Coldra September 14, 2011