feeling salty

phrase said when someone makes a mistake (regional: Philadelphia)

Guy: I was gonna rock her world but then I found out she was a he!
Other Guy: Feeling salty!

by Dan August 19, 2003

Freezinger

More cold than freezing.

I'm freezinger than you.

Its freezinger than it was yesterday.

by 4n6y March 23, 2011

feeling out the vibes

In dating, feeling out the vibes is a sort of ephumisium greedy people use for being a sugar baby when they’re to afraid to admit they are. To this end, they aren’t looking for anything romantic or physical, just someone to pay for their concert ticket or dinner under the guise of a real date. If there really was the possiblity of romance then they would just say they’re looking to date, they wouldn’t have supplanted it with an ostensibly ambiguous term.

Jenny: Hey Amber how did you get that guy to buy you a concert ticket without actually dating him whilst not looking like a sugababy or a greedy Ho.
Amber: it’s simple, I confused him by saying “I’m just trying to feel out the vibes”, it sounds like we’re dating but if he asked me why I didn’t see anything romantic I could easily tell him “I never said we were dating, just feeling out the vibes”...The Great thing is by the time he asks we’ll have already gone to the concert! hehe.

by leerinabox January 5, 2019

friday feeling

A burning sensation inside to get rly drunk and go on a bender with the lads.

When you just wana get drunk like its friday, regardless of what day it is.

When you drink a beer after work and suddenly realise you want to keep drinking all night and party, like wow ive got the friday feeling

When friday morning comes around and you know you have one day of work left until you can get smashed and use it as an excuse to pull that chubby girl with no teeth.

by the zurich ninja 01 August 3, 2011

Feelings

Something us men don't have.

Laurie:" I had sex with him last night and he hasn't called me yet."

Jackie: "It's okay men don't have any feelings."

by Dickdaddy September 9, 2012

Feeling up the old tree

When an elderly person feels up their penis and/or jack off.

I think that man over there is 'feeling up the old tree'.

by An old man in a secret dungeon April 3, 2011

smooth feeling

This surpasses smooth talking. Smooth talking implies talking up someone and lying trying to get something. With smooth feeling, everything about it is still romantic and smooth but more real, genuine, and heartfelt.

"I love your smooth talking!"
"Baby we've been going out for a while now, it's my smooth feelings"

by the12th December 24, 2009