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Stanley Cup

A cup.. Normally anyways. In a certain school its definition has been rewritten to be : A deadly weapon to be used to commit blunt force trauma on the skull.
This kid said he wanted to fight me. Little does he know, i've got a Stanley Cup in my backpack waiting on him.
by ndhoodquencher April 28, 2023
mugGet the Stanley Cupmug.

Stanley

Stanley is a former colliery town and civil parish in County Durham, England. Centred on a hilltop between Chester-le-Street and Consett, the town lies south west of Gateshead. It also happens to be an absolute shithole, where it's easier to count houses that have snow on the roof in the winter than those without. Everyone is either on drugs or is a raging alcoholic or both if you're real special. It also holds North Durham Academy within its borders. Home to a bunch of arseholes and fucktards, what a special fucking place to be.
Stanley, where wishes and dreams go to burn and die.
by Anonymousguy.19 December 27, 2019
mugGet the Stanleymug.

stanley girl

those girls on tiktok who have like 30 stanley cups or more (which is over $1,000 in cups because they are not cheap) when they need like 2 max and they buy little accessories for it to make it look cute (when it doesn't need to look cute) and they make it their entire personality but in reality they just spend a shit load of money on a cup that will be irrelevant in 2 months, like how hydroflasks were.
Random Girl On TikTok: look at me! I have 30 stanleys, one for each outfit <3 i'm such a stanley girl <3
Everyone Else: you do not need that many reusable water bottles smh
by sam_1706 January 28, 2024
mugGet the stanley girlmug.

stanley

the best boy ever. so kind and respectful you will never meet anyone like him. he gives the best cuddles and will always make sure you’re okay. never let him go, he may be the best you get.
have you met stanley?
no
wow! you’re missing out
by smskgsjbhscf June 1, 2021
mugGet the stanleymug.

Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley
Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley
by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023
mugGet the Flat Stanleymug.

Stanley Steamer

When you are fucking a dude and have to take a shit. You stop penetrating the asshole and shit from his belly button all the way to his nose. Making sure to smear it all over his mouth.
Adam and I were having sex, when our of no were he gave me a stanley steamer.
by hash@55daddie December 6, 2018
mugGet the Stanley Steamermug.

Lukas Stanley

That tall lankey white guy, or someone who does not have the drip. Co-founder of homiepepperoni gang
Ew did you see that out fit what a Lukas Stanley
by 8347tr8efuuiwegq February 14, 2021
mugGet the Lukas Stanleymug.

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