eye floss

A mythical substance used for cleaning the eyes after seeing something so horrible that a mechanical device/act is required to remove its presence from the retina.

Despite familiarity with butt secks, felching, horse porn, munging, necrophilia and other douchebaggery, I still needed eye floss after clearing out the former VP of Marketing and Research's computer.

by QuickAg July 1, 2009

flossin ass bitch

fake ass people

that dude right there is a straight up flossin ass bitch, that nigga be fake ass fuck.

by straightchillingoon January 10, 2010

Flossy Posse

A clique of four white girls that really grind your gears. They watch the movie "girls trip" and think that they are black, but they are really just annoying bitches.

Damn Megan has big breasts...Nah dude she is in the flossy posse they are bitches.

by c00rnd0g May 23, 2018

floss hog

A mix of boss, or boss hog and floss or flossin mean that something is off da charts awesome, like the boss of awesomeness.

Dude1: DUUUUUDE! i just hooked up with Mindy!

Dude2: Damn! U go all the way?

Dude1: U know it bro.

Dude2: Dude dat shit be FLOSS HOG!

by ak_sizzle March 1, 2008

curb flossing

the act of cutting the grass back from the curb of the street (edging).

On the way to work, I saw the city guys curb flossing.

by The_Sovereign October 7, 2008

flosser

Someone who partakes in oral sex.

Ask that dave out he's a right "flosser" Sonny replies to her sexualy frustrated friend.

by Prespincer March 30, 2008

flossum

a word that rhymes with possum

flossum rhymes with possum!

by flossumator July 25, 2010