mom fight

a fight between two mom's usually as the result of an argument between their respective sons.

John: "My mom said that your mom looks like a tramp in her sunday dress"

Steve: "Pfft, I'm gonna tell her and then she'll be sorry"

..some time later

John: "I can't believe my mom cried and ran away, how embarassing".

Steve: "I know, it was an awesome mom fight"

by momfighter December 26, 2011

school fight

A fight that happens in school. Mostly in the bathroom for guys but for girls they also fight there too and also in the classroom, lunchroom, where ever you and the person u have beef with meets up.

Yo bro did u see that school fight? It was intense!

by Thesoldierof2025 May 21, 2016

figglebottom

The rarest and best type of male mindset

I’m such a sigma male, you wouldn’t get it.
No, I wouldn’t. I am way above you, I am figglebottom.

by The figglebottom September 22, 2021

What The Figgity Fuck

What you say when the classic "what the fuck" wont suffice, may also be abbreviated as WTFF for texters.

Man 1: Dude did you hear my brother got my mom pregnant?

Man 2: What The Figgity Fuck?!?

by I got you back July 13, 2009

cock fight

When two male chickens, cocks, are put together after being mentaly harased by dirty gambling mexicans

"Cock fights are illegal in the USA"

by AzOOmA May 20, 2003

figure skater

Someone who participates in the fun, fun, but also frustrating sport known as figure skating.

Not to be confused with synchro or ice dancing

I cant think of an example so I'll just write figure skater.

by iThink February 20, 2008

Dick Fight

Although it is clearly a homosexual act, there are those who consider it the ultimate extreme of male bonding.

A Dick Fight is basically when 2 men stand in front of each other naked. Both men put their dicks together and begin rubbing(grinding) their dicks against each other.

The man that cum's first is declared the loser while the man who didn't cum is declared the winner and the owner of the stronger dick.

If both men cum at the same time it is declated a draw.

Brian and Mike Dick Fight 2 or 3 times a day but neither of them ever win. Its always a draw

by Romeo D'Casanova June 7, 2011