an informally performed surgery, usually without benefit of anasthesia, sterilization, or any kind of hygienic preparation. similar procedures include field castration, field lobotomy, field amputation, etc. in all cases the patient is someone deserving of rough treatment, and the surgeon is the person providing it.
harry: did you hear about cary? his girlfriend found out he was cheating on her, so she gave him a field vasectomy.
larry: ouch!! did she use any instruments?
harry: well, mostly she used her hands, feet, and knees. she did threaten to perform a field castration with a rusty spoon if she caught him cheating again.
larry: jeez, what a dumb fuck. he should have worn a cup.
larry: ouch!! did she use any instruments?
harry: well, mostly she used her hands, feet, and knees. she did threaten to perform a field castration with a rusty spoon if she caught him cheating again.
larry: jeez, what a dumb fuck. he should have worn a cup.
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A fun sports game where girls run around hitting a hard small ball around with sticks on a field. It is the one of the best sports ever!
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I be jeolous of dat house nigger washing dishes. I be a field nigger working outside picking cotton.
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Get the t-field mug.(updated) The area all around us and through us that looks like air and space but is really a pool of energy filled with vibrational information emitted from and by all living things. The Divine Interface. The Flower of Life. The Force. The Matrix. God/Dess. Us.
We, the human species, would be so much more powerful if we acknowledged the FIELD and realized we are ONE, instead of believing we are separate and that none of us are feeling the giant, pulsing, intense, transmission that is our collective vibrational output.
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Man 1: Why don't you go talk to her?
Man 2: I can't. She's got like a sausage force-field around her.
Man 2: I can't. She's got like a sausage force-field around her.
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