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field vasectomy

an informally performed surgery, usually without benefit of anasthesia, sterilization, or any kind of hygienic preparation. similar procedures include field castration, field lobotomy, field amputation, etc. in all cases the patient is someone deserving of rough treatment, and the surgeon is the person providing it.
harry: did you hear about cary? his girlfriend found out he was cheating on her, so she gave him a field vasectomy.
larry: ouch!! did she use any instruments?
harry: well, mostly she used her hands, feet, and knees. she did threaten to perform a field castration with a rusty spoon if she caught him cheating again.
larry: jeez, what a dumb fuck. he should have worn a cup.
by earpuller December 28, 2005
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Jordan Field

The act of hopping over a fence into a sheep field and proceeding to drop the trousers.
by TheDudeofNudexx January 31, 2008
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field hockey

A fun sports game where girls run around hitting a hard small ball around with sticks on a field. It is the one of the best sports ever!
by Nancy May 15, 2003
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field nigger

Nigger that works in the field all day picking cotton instead of working inside like a house nigger.
I be jeolous of dat house nigger washing dishes. I be a field nigger working outside picking cotton.
by Cletus T. Brown June 11, 2006
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t-field

this is the "gangster" name for Topsfield. A total joke only because kids in Topsfield attempt to be ghetto, and uh yea it doesn't work out so well. If you ever visit Topsfied, be prepared for the ghetto-ness...it's one tough town.
Hey dog..wanna come to my house? i live in t-field.
by random June 19, 2006
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the field

(updated) The area all around us and through us that looks like air and space but is really a pool of energy filled with vibrational information emitted from and by all living things. The Divine Interface. The Flower of Life. The Force. The Matrix. God/Dess. Us.
We, the human species, would be so much more powerful if we acknowledged the FIELD and realized we are ONE, instead of believing we are separate and that none of us are feeling the giant, pulsing, intense, transmission that is our collective vibrational output.
by Exploring Joy September 21, 2017
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sausage force-field

Term used to describe the ring of horny dudes around an attactive woman at the bar. Blocking off any outside contact. Also, see "sausage casing."
Man 1: Why don't you go talk to her?
Man 2: I can't. She's got like a sausage force-field around her.
by coltrane1 January 16, 2008
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